Mondays are always a pain in the seat wherever you are but there is one way to make the start of the week less unpleasant -- ONIM. Every Monday, a bunch of carefully chosen (?) jokes is sent out to the ONIM clan, to try and ease entry into the working week. What's more, to help you get through between Mondays, other funnies are sent out whenever they reach ONIM HQ. But where do these jokes come from? The ONIM clan, that's where! Any member can send in a joke. If your contribution doesn't appear, it may have been a repeat, unfunny, seriously disgusting, or all of the above!
The REAL ONIM -- accept no other!