Questions For You: . 1) What part of the strawberry plant is the true fruit? 2) What was the first sport to be filmed - and who filmed it? 3) On what planet is...
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Sep 2, 2005 1:25 pm
Howdy was recently walking through the jungle & found a huge dead dinosaur with a UNC student standing beside it. Amazed, Howdy asked: "Did you kill that?"....
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Sep 6, 2005 12:37 pm
A young lady visited the matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The marriage...
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Sep 7, 2005 12:31 pm
A UNC student gave up on Computer Dating after... TheRestOfTheStory http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Sep 8, 2005 1:42 pm
One night a UNC student found a magic lamp, picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie appeared. "Your wish is my command," said the Genie. "Well, there is one...
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Sep 9, 2005 12:19 pm
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of UNC grads? Answer http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Sep 12, 2005 2:17 pm
A Duke, N.C. State & UNC grads were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the N.C. State grad in and...
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Sep 13, 2005 1:13 pm
"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."...
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Sep 14, 2005 12:57 pm
A UNC student went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" HerAnswer http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated...
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Sep 15, 2005 1:51 pm
A cop saw a UNC grad down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. Replied the UNC grad, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for...
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Sep 16, 2005 12:55 pm
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately...
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Sep 17, 2005 1:51 pm
Please Stare Into Cat's Eye For 30 Seconds TestResults http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! *********************** A zookeeper...
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Sep 19, 2005 3:02 pm
Deep Questions!!! Q. What gets more wet as it dries? Q. What do you call someone who flies his own car? Q. What are the chances of winning an argument with a...
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Sep 20, 2005 1:44 pm
Two UNC students touring the Sahara were dressed in bathing suits. A Bedouin gazed at them in amazement."We're going swimming," the students explained... ...
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Sep 21, 2005 2:08 pm
Three UNC grads are relaxing and fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. ...
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Sep 22, 2005 1:25 pm
An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. ...
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Sep 23, 2005 2:02 pm
Two retired UNC professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the...
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Sep 26, 2005 3:07 pm
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. After the examination he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it....
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Sep 27, 2005 1:28 pm
While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises. "Tell me," said the doctor, "do you play hockey or...
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Sep 28, 2005 1:23 pm
Two kids are talking, and one says, "Boy, my dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and...
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Sep 29, 2005 2:59 pm
New Virus Warning - International Danger!!! HERE http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! *********************** One day in...
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Sep 30, 2005 1:03 pm
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" HisAnswer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the...
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Oct 3, 2005 2:51 pm
Q: Where does a general keep his armies? Answer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! *********************** Riddles: 1) I...
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Oct 4, 2005 1:43 pm
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Chapel Hill, N.C.. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been...
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Oct 5, 2005 3:05 pm
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car (with a UNC decal) on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded...
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Oct 6, 2005 1:04 pm
A hamburger walked into a bar, climbed up onto a bar stool, looked at the bartender and ordered a tall cold beer. The bartender looked at the hamburger for a...
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Oct 7, 2005 3:10 pm
The UNC student noticed another UNC student walking up and down the street, wearing a sandwich board that read "Free Big Mac!" TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Oct 10, 2005 12:08 pm
A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram.He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes to send: "Bow wow wow,...
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Oct 11, 2005 3:17 pm
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning...
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Oct 12, 2005 1:15 pm
There were these two UNC grads out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine - shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the...
