Once the Mulla was asked by a giant computer games company to create a game of his own, and the following was his idea: "I would make a video game with a...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 3, 1999 1:14 pm
A yokel once asked the Mulla, "do you believe in non-existence?" And the Mulla answered, "You mean that thing that exists in your mind -came out through your...
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Lobster
Lobster@xxxxxxxxxxxxx...
Nov 3, 1999 7:03 am
"Nasrudin why is it you are constantly falling flat on your face?" "It is like this . . . " replied Nasrudin, "the world has not yet learned how to place...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 4, 1999 12:35 pm
Once the Mulla was sitting in a house when a lizard while scuttling across the roof urinated and a few drops fell on the Mulla. Irritated he raised his hands...
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jeffrey e zweig
hungryghost1@xxxx.xxxx
Nov 4, 1999 2:18 pm
Glad you're back. "Lobster back" sounds like a football player: "Nasrudin is running for the long pass & he stumbles into the claws of the Lobsterback." On...
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Sufab@xxx.xxx
Nov 4, 1999 9:50 pm
What does it mean? But it rings true......
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Joseph Risch
risch@xxxxxxxx.xxx.xxxx
Nov 4, 1999 11:31 pm
for 50 years of a fine marriage, nasrudin made sandwiches for saturday lunches he and his wonderful wife shared. one day she said that she was angry "for...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 5, 1999 11:51 am
And then there is the tale of the Mulla playing "fetch the stick" with his pet dog . Every time the Mulla threw a stick, his dog would invariably ignore the...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 5, 1999 12:14 pm
Excellent! fariz ... bread ... give...
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jeffrey e zweig
hungryghost1@xxxx.xxxx
Nov 5, 1999 1:11 pm
Nasrudin was in the drugstore buying a toothbrush. This puzzled the other customers as they all knew Nasrudin had no teeth. One of them made bold as to ask the...
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MrMystus@xxx.xxx
Nov 5, 1999 1:38 pm
The townsfolk were having a discussion in the teahouse when a scholar stood up and pronounced: "There is no conversation more boring than the one where...
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Yosy Flug
yosyflug@xxxx.xxx.xxx
Nov 6, 1999 12:16 am
... when the dog was still a puppy, mulla was housbreaking it. whenever the puppy pissed on the floor, the mulla would dip it's nose in the puddle and throw...
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DZAINURHAYATI MOHD
comely81@xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 6, 1999 1:51 pm
stop emailing me plssssss..... comely81@... ... wrote: <HR> <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content="text/html;...
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MrMystus@xxx.xxx
Nov 6, 1999 9:32 pm
<<A yokel once asked the Mulla, "do you believe in non-existence?" And the Mulla answered, "You mean that thing that exists in your mind -came out through your...
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Lobster
arc@xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 6, 1999 10:04 pm
... "Where is the exit?" asked Nasrudin. "It is the same way you came in," he was assured. "You fool that was the entrance - I wish to leave." Be Well Lobster ...
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DZAINURHAYATI MOHD
comely81@xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 7, 1999 2:53 pm
stop emailing me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... <HR> <html> ... =====...
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Germaine
ghornsby@xxxxxxxxx.xxx
Nov 7, 1999 2:54 pm
... One day Nasrudin was strumming a guitar, playing just one note. After a while a crowd collected around him (this was in a marketplace) and one of the men...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 8, 1999 6:21 pm
In a moment of inspiration the Mulla exclaimed that what ever he lay his eyes on he could only see the Divine One. A prankster hearing this retorted, "if a...
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Dave Mason
xxs57@xxxx.xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 9, 1999 10:29 pm
a famous tree . . . . . Nasruddin began to study philosophy. He told his friends that he was going to the forest to listen to the trees falling. Next day, his...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 10, 1999 4:02 pm
Once a prankster trying to poke fun at the Mulla asked, "what is the difference between an ant and an elephant?" The Mulla replied, "while an ant can kill an...
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Akshaya Gupta
akshaya@xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 11, 1999 5:46 pm
Death was walking toward a city one morning and a man asked, "What are you going to do?" "I'm going to take 100 people." Death replied. "That's horrible!" the...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 11, 1999 7:23 pm
Mulla University motto: "Come willingly or be dragged along in by your nose, the choice is yours."...
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Yosy Flug
yosyflug@xxxx.xxx.xxx
Nov 11, 1999 11:45 pm
... very good. thanks!...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 12, 1999 6:48 pm
One day a nobleman consulted the Mulla on what should be served on a formal dinner he was planning for a visiting nobleman from another village. After giving a...
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Dave Mason
xxs57@xxxx.xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 13, 1999 11:14 am
a reply ! ! a reply ! ! ... formal dinner he was planning for a visiting nobleman from another village. After giving a list of all the meats, sweetmeats and...
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Akshaya Gupta
akshaya@xxxxx.xxxx
Nov 15, 1999 2:54 am
One day a nobleman consulted the Mulla on what should be served on a formal dinner he was planning for a visiting nobleman from another village. After giving a...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 15, 1999 5:47 pm
One day a nobleman consulted the Mulla on what should be served on a formal dinner he was planning for a visiting nobleman from another village. After giving a...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 16, 1999 3:22 pm
The Mulla's "do it yourself" wine making kit: requirements: grapes; grape-juicer; wooden mallet; and a friend. Instructions: 1)extract the juice from the...
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Fariz Uvais
fariz@xxxxxxxxxxxxx.x...
Nov 17, 1999 1:35 pm
Once, the Mulla weary of the society of his friends in Damascus, moved to Palestine and avoided the company of men, till at last he was made a captive by the...
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jeffrey e zweig
hungryghost1@xxxx.xxxx
Nov 17, 1999 1:45 pm
Never having riden a horse before, Nasrudin decided to try it. He had gotten as far as the forest when the horse reared back on its hind legs & flung Nasrudin...
