"Nasrudin why do you have such an interesting life?" "Well," said Nasrudin, "I never listen to people unless they tell me a joke . . ." As Nasrudin says: 'It...
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yosyflug@...
May 5, 2001 12:23 am
... Nasrudin fell on bad times, and eventually his wife sent him away from home with a warning not to return empty handed. Nasrudin walked out and across the...
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Fariz
fariz@...
May 6, 2001 4:29 pm
The Mulla on a podium: "You should not believe anything at all that you hear..." Heckler in the audience: "Yea! Why should we believe you now then?" ...
Absolutely brilliant.I think I may have strained something.Who is our African Shakespeare? Love Steve...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 7, 2001 1:34 pm
... Hi Yosy, ... I first heard this concept on Speakers Corner in Londons Hyde park, many years ago. When I first heard 'liberal' rainbow coloured white people...
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yosyflug@...
May 8, 2001 12:36 pm
... ..."well, nasrudin, and how people call you?" "most call me "you" and i've heard people refering to me as "he"..." "in this case, how do you call...
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yosyflug@...
May 9, 2001 5:03 pm
"truth," stated nasrudin "is something i've never spoken; nor will i. and this is the truth..."...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 10, 2001 10:03 am
Since you have been away a new forum to discuss Sufism has been formulated (details below) It seems to be populated by Saints, Gurus and Gnostics Everyone is...
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jvarty@...
May 10, 2001 10:58 am
"Sufi teachers are bearded, sit on the floor on animal skins, and wear old clothes. They do not speak much, but the few words which they do speak are pearls of...
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yosyflug@...
May 10, 2001 2:02 pm
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Mace Mealer
mmealer@...
May 11, 2001 2:20 pm
... To judge by appearances defies the power and majesty of the infinite. Some of the best teachers utter foolishness, that wisdom may be engendered in the...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 11, 2001 3:42 pm
... I am reminded of Nasrudins words on being accepted for membership of an exclusive club. "I would not join any club that would have me as a member"* Lobster...
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Fariz
fariz@...
May 11, 2001 5:24 pm
The Mulla complained to a psychiatrist that his wife thought herself to be a chicken; when asked why he did not seek a cure for his wife or have her put into...
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jvarty@...
May 11, 2001 7:12 pm
In a message dated 11/05/2001 15:21:45 GMT Daylight Time, mmealer@... ... Indead So! The Sheikh Who Played with Children: A Certain young man was asking...
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yosyflug@...
May 12, 2001 12:20 am
nasrudin attempted to house train his dog. whenever the dog pissed on the floor, he would stick his nose in the puddle, and throw him through an open window to...
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yosyflug@...
May 15, 2001 1:12 am
... when groucho marx's daughter was denied an acceptance to another "exlusive"; health club with a swimming pool, he wrote them a letter, saying: "could she...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 16, 2001 1:05 pm
Which One is this Juan? Juan Nasrudin? Lobster ============= Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders....
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Barry Stock
barrystock@...
May 16, 2001 1:27 pm
Lobster wrote: Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." Now we just need to find OUR punchline. -bs...
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yosyflug@...
May 16, 2001 8:41 pm
... large ... the ... <snip> same one... ... story. i remember reading years ago a newspaper item about a guy smuggling bicycles across the italian/swiss...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 19, 2001 8:08 am
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in Temple, Mosque and Church?" Nasrudin replied, "Because people are sleeping." eXXo forum closed - Welcome to eXXoDeus ...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 19, 2001 8:08 am
Delivered-To: mailing list eXXoDeus@... ... To subscribe to this group, send a blank email to: eXXoDeus-subscribe@......
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jvarty@...
May 19, 2001 8:14 am
In a message dated 19/05/2001 09:09:09 GMT Daylight Time, ... "But we can't be free, till we learn to laugh at ourselves. Once you look in the mirror and see...
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yosyflug@...
May 21, 2001 10:30 pm
nasrudin is filling an immigration questionary form before landing. the passing stuardess notices that he tries to write with tiniest letters "twice a week" in...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 22, 2001 2:08 pm
Nasrudin decided to be a spiritual teacher. After a while he was found to be despondent. "How is the spiritual teaching going Nasrudin?" he was asked. "My...
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yosyflug@...
May 23, 2001 12:04 am
... LOL and it ain't funny... ;) this is the biggest problem of all "spiritual teachers"......
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yosyflug@...
May 23, 2001 10:54 pm
an officer, back from wars, stopped in a small roadside tavern. while waiting for service he noticed that in the whole area were lots of shooting targets...
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Fariz
fariz@...
May 24, 2001 6:17 pm
Nasrudin was digging a hole in his backyard, when passerby no.1 asked him what he was doing? "Burying a dead mouse", he replied. Passerby no.2 a little while...
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Lobster
lobster@...
May 24, 2001 7:21 pm
"The louder I shout," complained Nasrudin, "the less people want to listen to me . . ."...
