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--- In NJTamilHumorClub@y..., "Kavitha..." <kavithasun@y...> wrote: > A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks - What do they do here? He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks - "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are here so many people waiting to get in? " Because here there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails, and the devil is an Indian Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs in the register and then goes to the canteen..." > > > --------------------------------- > Do you Yahoo!? > HotJobs - Search new jobs daily now
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Ennanga Kavitha
Ithu nyayamaa naangalaam NJ Tamil humour clubnnu sollitu english
jokeslaam translate panni anuparom neenga ennadaanaa english joke
anuppitu irukeenga .. Onnume puriya maatenguthu ...
Regards,
Srikant.R
--- In NJTamilHumorClub@y..., "Kavitha..." <kavithasun@y...> wrote:
> A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell
and asks - What do they do here? He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so
he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same
as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that
there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he
asks - "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells - why are here so many people waiting to get in? " Because
here there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work, someone has stolen all the nails, and the devil is an Indian
Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs in the register and then goes to
the canteen..."
>
>
> ---------------------------------
> Do you Yahoo!?
> HotJobs - Search new jobs daily now
A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks - What do they do here?
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks - "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are here so many people waiting to get in? "
Because here there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails, and the devil is an Indian Govt. servant, so he comes in, signs in the register and then goes to the canteen..."
A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war."
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Magan : Sari, Raghavaa ...
Luv .... Vasikar
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This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam,
normally requiring an eight page essay answer studded with source
material and quotes and analytical reasoning.
This guy handed the following back and aced the exam:
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OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987
ESSAY QUESTION 1.1a
Question : What is courage?(50 Marks)
Answer : This is courage.
Regards,
Srikant.R
George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz
While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He
asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround
herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're
intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to
demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and
says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the
Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to
the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a
question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to
you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other
senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but
nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls
Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a
child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know
the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in
disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"
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Bush, Einstein and Picasso at the Pearly Gates
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells
him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some
people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can
you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and
some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory
of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with
just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he
says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his
head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity.
How can you prove
yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
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Cheney and the Bushes on a Plane
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick
looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill
out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills
out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of
course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a
hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all
of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
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Famous Last Words
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in
a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed
against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out,
"Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the
wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was
reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the
order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al
slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a
disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the
firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he
grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
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Mo. Co
Bush idha padicha manulla purandu purandu azhuvaru :)
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paakaraarunnu ninaikaren.. Ithukulaam bayapadaatheenga..
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Regards,
Srikant.R
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