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Guys

I hope many of us are seeing /hearing many things in internet about this Dec 21st ,2012 doomsday i.e some unknown planet X or Nibiru going to hit earth or come near ,pole shift going to happen and there is going to be more life loss due to rapid climate change .Adding fuel to the fire there was a movie also about this 2012 with superb special effects but according to NASA scientist Mr David Morrison nothing to happen .

Watch his video.Enjoy cracking jokes and keep laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQqn-zZzbLw

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Regards,
Sampath Kumar

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

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Regards,
Sampath Kumar

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

#2024

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:27 pm
Subject: Re: Oru Joke..

velloregopi

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Ultimate Ganesh.....Next I will do the Kaathu Kuthhu...........

Regards,

Gopi.

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2009/11/20 Ganesh Chandra <gash_c@...>

சாமி தலையில் இருந்த தங்கக் கிரீடத்தை திருடினியா ?

ஆமாம் சார், சாமிக்கு மொட்டைப் போடறதா வேண்டிக்கிட்டேன்!

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Best Regards,
Gopi.
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#2023

From: Sampath Kumar <Sampath.K.Kumar@...>
Date: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:32 am
Subject: Re: Pranav Mistry: The thrilling potential of SixthSense technology

vgsampathkumar

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Sekar

Thanks a tonne in sharing this ,last time Pattie was talking about this Genius but this time Genius Pranav himself explained his clear thought process and how he wants to bring it to the common people.

Please find attached this genius CV

Sampath

On Wed, Nov 18, 2009 at 3:48 PM, Sekar Parthasarathy <sekar_kcp@...> wrote:

http://www.ted.com/talks/pranav_mistry_the_thrilling_potential_of_sixthsense_technology.html

Sekar Parthasarathy.

The Essence Of Destiny
Watch your thoughts, for they become words
Choose your words, for they become actions
Understand your actions, for they become habits
Study your habits, for they will become your character
Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny

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Regards,
Sampath Kumar

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

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pranav_cv.pdf

#2022

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:24 pm
Subject: Thathuvam!!!!!!!

velloregopi

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Sorry Mohan & Humorclub Friends, Here you go......

நேற்று பெய்த மழையில் இன்று முளைத்த காளானே என்று தூற்றாதீர்கள். ஒரே நாளில் முழு வளர்ச்சி பெறும் அதன் முன்னேற்றத்தையும் முயற்சியையும் போற்றுங்கள்.

Regards,

Gopi.

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2009/11/20 Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>

"நேற்று பெய்த மழையில் இன்று முளைத்த காளானே என்று தூற்றாதீர்கள். ஒரே நாளில் முழு வளர்ச்சி பெறும் அதன் முன்னேற்றத்தையும் முயற்சியையும் போற்றுங்கள்"

Regards,
Gopi.

#2021

From: Ganesh Chandra <gash_c@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:58 pm
Subject: Oru Joke..

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சாமி தலையில் இருந்த தங்கக் கிரீடத்தை திருடினியா ?

ஆமாம் சார், சாமிக்கு மொட்டைப் போடறதா வேண்டிக்கிட்டேன்!

#2020

From: Mohan <mohan_63@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:17 pm
Subject: Army humor.....

mohan_63

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There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
"What happened on June 6, 1944?"
"We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!"
"What was the turning point of world war 2?"
"Battle of the bulge, sir!"
"What's is the importance of May 12" The Man thought and thought
"I don't know, sir!"
The superior then said "Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday"
====================================================================================
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message.
In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."
====================================================================================
Time
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the
control tower in the middle.
One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference.
If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and
120 minutes to "Happy Hour."
====================================================================================

Mohan Raman

H :732-329-0531

C :908-510-6706

"Winners make things happen, losers let things happen"

#2019

From: "Vellore Gopi" <velloregopi@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:33 pm
Subject: Thathuvam!!!!!!!

velloregopi

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Regards,
Gopi.

#2018

From: RAVI RADHAKRISHNAN <om_ravi@...>
Date: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:21 am
Subject: கணினிப் பெண்ணே.......உருகுகிறேன்

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கணப்பொழுது கூட கவனம் சிதறாமல் கருமமே கண்ணாய், கண்ணிமைக்காமல், கணினியையே கண்டு கொண்டிருக்கும் காதலிக்கு,

காதல் என்றால் கிலோபயிட் என்ன விலை? என்று தான் நானுமிருந்தேன்,உன்னை பார்க்கும்வரை. என்று உன்னைக் கண்டேனோ அன்று தொலைந்து போன என் மனதை கூகில் செர்ச்சில் தேடியும் கிடைக்கவில்லை. எப்போதும் மானிட்டரையே பார்த்துக் கொண்டிருப்பவளே,என்னை போன்ற மானிடர்களைப் பார்க்க மாட்டாயா?

உன் நுனிவிரல் நடனமாடும் கீ-போர்டில் ஒரு கீயாக நான் மாறக்கூடாதா? உன் உள்ளங்கை தொட்டதால் மவுசுக்கு மவுசு ஏறிப்போனதடி.

உன் கணினியில் தோன்ற்ம் மவுஸ் பாய்ண்டர், என் நெஞ்சில் ஈட்டியாக பாய்கிறது. மைக்ரோசாப்ட் விண்டோ சைப் பார்பதை விட்டு என் மனமெனும் விண்டோ வுக்குள் உன் முகம் தெரிவதை எட்டிப் பார்.

பிரிண்டர் ரிப்பனைப் பார்க்கும் போதெல்லாம் ரிப்பன் வைத்தௌன் கூந்தல் ஞாபகம். அவர் கிளாஸ் காணும் போது உன் உடல்வாகு ஞாபகம். எத்தனை முறை ரீசடார்ட் செய்தாலும் ஹாங் ஆகிப் போகிறது மனது.

இண்டலிஜென்ட் என்று பெயரெடுத்த நான், இப்போது உன்னால் ஆர்டிபிஸியல் இண்டலிஜென்ஸ் கூட இல்லாத ஜடமாகி போனேனடி. உன் கணினியில் உள்ள வைரசை ஆண்டிவைரஸ் கொண்டு கீளீன் செய்கிராயே, என் மனதை பாதித்த காதல் வைரசுக்கு உன் மனமென்னும் ஆண்டிவைரஸ் தருவயா?

உன் கணினிக்கு மின்தடை பாதிக்கா வண்ணம் யு.பி.எஸ். பேக்அப் வைத்திருக்கிறாய். நீ இல்லையென்றால் எனக்கு பேக்அப் என்று யாரும் இல்லையடி. உன்னை அழைத்துக் கொண்டு எங்கு வேண்டுமானாலும் டிரைவ் பண்ண நான் காத்திருக்க, எப்பொதும் சீடி டிரைவ், ப்ளாப்பி டிரைவ் என வாழ்வது சரியா?

ஜேபேக் பார்மட்டில் உன் படங்கள், எம்பேக் பார்மட்டில் உன் அசைவுகள், எம்பி3யில் உன் குரல் என சேமித்து என் மன ஹார்ட்டிஸ்கை நிரப்பிவிட்டேன்.

(பி.கு.) உன் பதில் காதல் ஈ-மெயிலை பழக்கதோஷத்தில் சிசி போட்டு அனுப்பிவிடாதே.

இவண்,

இரவி

#2017

From: "Subramanian, Guru (AT&T)" <gpsubramani@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:27 pm
Subject: RE: TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...

gpsubramani@...

During Obama's visit to China earlier this week, one of the media member accompanying him asked one of the Chinese official the following question.

Do you have any advise to Mr.Obama on how to improve the future of his country. The official replied, "he should make his 2 children learn Mandarin".

A few years back the Chinese premier commented to an European journalist the following about the where China is heading"

Once we used to be afraid of the wolf

Then we danced with the wolf

Now we want to be the wolf.

China wants to take the spot as the world leader from the US in the next 10 years.

Guru

-----Original Message-----
From: NJTamilHumorClub@yahoogroups.com [mailto:NJTamilHumorClub@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Kavitha...
Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:11 AM
To: njtamil humour
Subject: [NJTamilHumorClub] TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...

This may have come before... but it's funny and laughable!

Kavitha...

*************

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. . meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :-) :-)

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#2016

From: Mohan <mohan_63@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:32 pm
Subject: Re: TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...

mohan_63

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Thank you very much.. appreciate it.... I thought it was a Spanish stuff..

Mohan

From: Kavitha... <kavithasun@...>
To: njtamil humour <njtamilhumorclub@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thu, November 19, 2009 10:10:36 AM
Subject: [NJTamilHumorClub] TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...

This may have come before... but it's funny and laughable!

Kavitha...

************ *

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. . meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :-) :-)

************ *

#2015

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:10 pm
Subject: Re: TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...

velloregopi

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Gooch oneiiiiiiii(Trying Chinese Accent)...Kavitha.

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Regards,

Gopi.

_______

On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 10:10 AM, Kavitha... <kavithasun@...> wrote:

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Kavitha...

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*************

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

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RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

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Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :-) :-)

�

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#2014

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:12 pm
Subject: Re: Sounds Logical

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Logical Thinking.......Good one...

�

Regards,

Gopi.

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On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 10:23 AM, Mohan <mohan_63@...> wrote:

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,�Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?

Mohan�

#2013

From: Mohan <mohan_63@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:14 pm
Subject: Good One..

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John was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

"Never mind. I found one."

Mohan

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#2012

From: "Kavitha..." <kavithasun@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:10 pm
Subject: TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...

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This may have come before... but it's funny and laughable!

Kavitha...

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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. . meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :-) :-)

*************

#2011

From: Mohan <mohan_63@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:23 pm
Subject: Sounds Logical

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A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,˜Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?

Mohan

#2010

From: "Kavitha..." <kavithasun@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:00 pm
Subject: Re: Philosophy in Goa...‏ [1 Attachment]

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haa haa haa.... this is good! Intha philosophy roumba peruku pudichurukumae :-)

Kavitha...

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Sent: Wed, November 18, 2009 10:57:08 PM
Subject: [NJTamilHumorClub] Philosophy in Goa...‏ [1 Attachment]

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#2009

From: Rajamani Sengodan <rajamani@...>
Date: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:57 am
Subject: Philosophy in Goa...�

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#2008

From: Sekar Parthasarathy <sekar_kcp@...>
Date: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:48 pm
Subject: Pranav Mistry: The thrilling potential of SixthSense technology

sekar_kcp@...

http://www.ted.com/talks/pranav_mistry_the_thrilling_potential_of_sixthsense_technology.html

Sekar Parthasarathy.

The Essence Of Destiny
Watch your thoughts, for they become words
Choose your words, for they become actions
Understand your actions, for they become habits
Study your habits, for they will become your character
Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny

#2007

From: "Kavitha..." <kavithasun@...>
Date: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:56 pm
Subject: ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து - கொஞ்சம் சிரிங்க

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ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து: இந்த கவரை இப்போ அனுப்பினா டெல்லிக்கு ரெண்டு நாள்ல போயிடுமா?

கூரியர் ஆள் : கண்டிப்பா போயிடும்.

ஜீனியஸ்: நான் போகாதுன்னு சொல்றேன்.

கூரியர்: நாங்க எப்பிடியாவது சேர்த்துடுவோம் சார். நீங்க எப்பிடி போகாதுன்னு சொல்றீங்க?

ஜீனியஸ் : நான் மும்பை அட்ரஸ் இல்ல எழுதிருக்கேன்!

கூரியர் :@#$#%&!
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இன்டர்வியூ அதிகாரி : நீங்க எங்கே பிறந்தீர்கள் கோயிந்து?

ஜீனியஸ்: சுளுக்கெடுத்தான்பட்டி சார்.

அதிகாரி : அதுக்கு ஆங்கிலத்தில் கரெக்ட் ஸ்பெல்லிங் சொல்லுங்க.

ஜீனியஸ் : ஓ.. சாரி சார் மறந்துட்டேன். நான் கோவாவில பிறந்தேன்.

அதிகாரி : @#$%%@

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கஸ்டமர் கேர் பெண்: வணக்கம்.. உங்களுக்கு என்ன வேண்டும் சார்?

ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து: ஹல்லோ....இந்த மாசம் என்னோட மொபைல் பில் எவ்ளோன்னு தெரிஞ்சிக்கணும்!

கஸ்டமர் கேர்: சார், உங்க போன்ல 123 நம்பருக்கு டயல் பண்ணீங்கன்னா, கரண்ட் பில் ஸ்டேட்டஸ் சொல்லுவாங்க!

ஜீனியஸ் (கோபமாக) : லூசு...!!

கஸ்டமர்: என்னாச்சு சார்.. ஏன் திட்றீங்க?

ஜீனியஸ்: உன்கிட்ட கரண்ட் பில்லா கேட்டேன்? மொபைல் பில்லு தானே கேட்டேன்... எங்க வீட்டு கரண்ட் பில்லை சொல்றதுக்கு நீ யார்?

கஸ்டமர்: @#$%$!??
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ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து: பச்சை கலர் மாத்திரை ஒரே கசப்பு. சிவப்பு கலர் டியூப் மாத்திரை சப்புனு இருக்கு. டானிக் நல்லா இனிக்குது.

டாக்டர்: இதை ஏங்க என்கிட்ட வந்து சொல்றீங்க?

ஜீனியஸ்: நீங்க தானே மருந்து சாப்பிட்டு எப்படி இருக்குன்னு வந்து சொல்ல சொன்னீங்க...அதான்!
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வீட்டு ஓனர் : காலிங்பெல் ரிப்பேர் பார்க்க பலமுறை சொல்லியும் ஏன் வரல?

ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து : நான் பலமுறை வந்து காலிங்பெல் அடிச்சும் நீங்க கதவு திறக்கலயே சார்!!

ஓனர் :@#$%$&&
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#2006

From: RAVI RADHAKRISHNAN <om_ravi@...>
Date: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:06 am
Subject: AIDS Warning!! For those who are approaching 50...

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AIDS WARNING !!

To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you......... ....

cid:006301ca0e46$0102a2d0$89497427@baumertcomput

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

Not forgetting HIV
(Hair is Vanishing)

I'm only sending this to my "over 50" friends.
I love to see you smile.
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

Regards,

Ravi.

#2005

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:55 pm
Subject: Kadi (or) Thathuvam

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"என்னதான் ஒருத்தர் " நாணயமா " இருந்தாலும், அவரை வைச்சு பூவா தலையா போட்டுப் பார்க்க முடியுமா ?"

Regards,

Gopi.

#2004

From: "Subramanian, Guru (AT&T)" <gpsubramani@...>
Date: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:03 pm
Subject: RE: Sleep and Heart Attacks

gpsubramani@...

Let it be an Eye Closer for all of us.

Guru

-----Original Message-----
From: NJTamilHumorClub@yahoogroups.com [mailto:NJTamilHumorClub@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Vellore Gopi
Sent: Monday, November 16, 2009 3:38 PM
To: NJTamilHumorClub@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [NJTamilHumorClub] Sleep and Heart Attacks

Thanks for sharing this Info., Mohan.

It's an eye-opener for most of us.....

Regards, Gopi.

______________

On Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 10:47 AM, Mohan <mohan_63@yahoo.com> wrote:

Quite a jolt .. and another reminder on the importance of adequate sleep.

What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India

A month ago, many of us heard about the sad demise of Ranjan Das from Bandra, Mumbai. Ranjan, just 42 years of age, was the CEO of SAP-Indian Subcontinent, the youngest CEO of an MNC in India. He was very active in sports, was a fitness freak and a marathon runner. It was common to see him run on Bandra's Carter Road. Just after Diwali, on 21st Oct, he returned home from his gym after a workout, collapsed with a massive heart attack and died. He is survived by his wife and two very young kids.



It was certainly a wake-up call for corporate India. However, it was even more disastrous for runners amongst us. Since Ranjan was an avid marathoner (in Feb 09, he ran Chennai Marathon at the same time some of us were running Pondicherry Marathon 180 km away), the question came as to why an exceptionally active, athletic person succumb to heart attack at 42 years of age.

Was it the stress?

A couple of you called me asking about the reasons. While Ranjan had mentioned that he faced a lot of stress, that is a common element in most of our lives. We used to think that by being fit, one can conquer the bad effects of stress. So I doubted if the cause was stress.

The Real Reason

However, everyone missed out a small line in the reports that Ranjan used to make do with 4-5 hours of sleep. This is an earlier interview of Ranjan on NDTV in the program 'Boss' Day Out':

http://connect. in.com/ranjan- das/play- video-boss- day-out-ranjan- das-of-sap- india-229111- 807ecfcf1ad96603 6c289b3ba6c376f2 530d7484. html

Here he himself admits that he would love to get more sleep (and that he was not proud of his ability to manage without sleep, contrary to what others extolled).

The Evidence

Last week, I was working with a well-known cardiologist on the subject of ‘Heart Disease caused by Lack of Sleep’. While I cannot share the video nor the slides because of confidentiality reasons, I have distilled the key points below in the hope it will save some of our lives.

Some Excerpts:

·        Short sleep duration (<5 or 5-6 hours) increased risk for high BP by 350% to 500% compared to those who slept longer than 6 hours per night. Paper published in 2009.

As you know, high BP kills.

·        Young people (25-49 years of age) are twice as likely to get high BP if they sleep less. Paper published in 2006.

·        Individuals who slept less than 5 hours a night had a 3-fold increased risk of heart attacks. Paper published in 1999.

·        Complete and partial lack of sleep increased the blood concentrations of High sensitivity C-Reactive Protein (hs-cRP), the strongest predictor of heart attacks. Even after getting adequate sleep later, the levels stayed high!!

·        Just one night of sleep loss increases very toxic substances in body such as Interleukin- 6 (IL-6), Tumour Necrosis Factor-Alpha (TNF-alpha) and C-reactive protein (cRP). They increase risks of many medical conditions, including cancer, arthritis andheart disease. Paper published in 2004.

·        Sleeping for <=5 hours per night leads to 39% increase in heart disease. Sleeping for <=6 hours per night leads to 18% increase in heart disease. Paper published in 2006.

Ideal Sleep

For lack of space, I cannot explain here the ideal sleep architecture. But in brief, sleep is composed of two stages: REM (Rapid Eye Movement) and non-REM. The former helps in mental consolidation while the latter helps in physical repair and rebuilding. During the night, you alternate between REM and non-REM stages 4-5 times.

The earlier part of sleep is mostly non-REM. During that period, your pituitary gland releases growth hormones that repair your body. The latter part of sleep is more and more REM type.

For you to be mentally alert during the day, the latter part of sleep is more important. No wonder when you wake up with an alarm clock after 5-6 hours of sleep, you are mentally irritable throughout the day (lack of REM sleep). And if you have slept for less than 5 hours, your body is in a complete physical mess (lack of non-REM sleep), you are tired throughout the day, moving like a zombie and your immunity is way down (I’ve been there, done that L)

Finally, as long-distance runners, you need an hour of extra sleep to repair the running related damage.

If you want to know if you are getting adequate sleep, take Epworth Sleepiness Test below.

Interpretation: Score of 0-9 is considered normal while 10 and above abnormal. Many a times, I have clocked 21 out the maximum possible 24, the only saving grace being the last situation, since I don’t like to drive (maybe, I should ask my driver to answer that lineJ)

In conclusion:

Barring stress control, Ranjan Das did everything right: eating proper food, exercising (marathoning! ), maintaining proper weight. But he missed getting proper and adequate sleep, minimum 7 hours. In my opinion, that killed him.

If you are not getting enough sleep (7 hours), you are playing with fire, even if you have low stress.

I always took pride in my ability to work 50 hours at a stretch whenever the situation warranted. But I was so spooked after seeing the scientific evidence last week that since Saturday night, I ensure I do not even set the alarm clock under 7 hours. Now, that is a nice excuse to get some more sleep. J

Unfortunately, Ranjan Das is not alone when it comes to missing sleep. Many of us are doing exactly the same, perhaps out of ignorance. Please share this to your colleagues, especially those who might be short-changing their sleep.

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#2003

From: RAVI RADHAKRISHNAN <om_ravi@...>
Date: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:04 am
Subject: மின் பொருள் படங்கள்

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மின் பொருள் பொறியாளர்கள் திரைபடம் எடுத்தால், தங்கள் திரைபடத்துக்கு வைக்கும் சில கற்பனை பெயர்கள்.

1. ஜி-மெயில் s/o ஈ-மெயில்.
2. RAM தெடிய மதர்போர்டு
3. 7GB கூகுல் காலனி.
4. எனக்கு 20MB உனக்கு 18MB
5. மைக்ரோசாப்டில் இருந்து பென்டியம்4
6. ஹார்ட் டிஸ்க்கு மரியாதை.
7. வைரஸொடு மோது.
8. சொல்ல மறந்த பாஸ்வொர்டு.
9. பொரக்ராம் ஆயிரம்.
10. ஒரு மவுஸின் கதை.
11. மானிட்டருக்குள் மழை.
12. எல்லாம் பிராசசர் செயல்.
13. 'சி' மனசுல 'சி++'.
14. யு.பி.எஸ் இருக்க பயம் ஏன்?
15. பக்கே(Bug) உன்னை விரட்டறேன்.

இவண்,

இரவி.

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#2002

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:39 pm
Subject: Re: Good One Liner

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Mohan - I like this two....

�

Thanks!

_______________________________

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist�in kitchen, artist in home& devil�in bed.�

But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

�

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his�wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say�"Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

�

_______________________________

�

On Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 10:33 AM, Mohan <mohan_63@...> wrote:

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist�in kitchen, artist in home& devil�in bed.�

But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

Q.What is the difference between men and pigs?
A.Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may�never piss this way again."

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you�continue to do so.

Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to�6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his�wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say�"Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
�

Mohan Raman

H�:732-329-0531

C :908-510-6706

"Winners make things happen, losers let things happen"

#2001

From: Vellore Gopi <velloregopi@...>
Date: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:38 pm
Subject: Re: Sleep and Heart Attacks

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Thanks for sharing this Info., Mohan.

�

It's an eye-opener for most of us.....

�

Regards, Gopi.

______________

On Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 10:47 AM, Mohan <mohan_63@...> wrote:

Quite a jolt .. and another reminder on the importance of adequate sleep.

�

What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India

�

A month ago, many of us heard about the sad demise of Ranjan Das from Bandra, Mumbai. Ranjan, just 42 years of age, was the CEO of SAP-Indian Subcontinent, the youngest CEO of an MNC in India. He was very active in sports, was a fitness freak and�a marathon runner. It was common to see him run on Bandra's Carter Road. Just after Diwali, on 21st Oct, he returned home from his gym after a workout, collapsed with a massive heart attack and died. He is survived by his wife and two very young kids.

��

It was certainly a wake-up call for corporate India. However, it was even more disastrous for runners amongst us. Since Ranjan was an avid marathoner�(in Feb 09, he ran Chennai Marathon at the same time some of us were running Pondicherry Marathon 180 km away), the question came as to why an exceptionally active, athletic person succumb to heart attack at 42 years of age.

�

Was it the stress?

A couple of you called me asking about the reasons. While Ranjan had mentioned that he faced a lot of stress, that is a common element in most of our lives. We used to think that by being fit, one can conquer the bad effects of stress. So I doubted if the cause was stress.

�

The Real Reason

However, everyone missed out a small line in the reports that Ranjan used to make do with 4-5 hours of sleep. This is an earlier interview of Ranjan on NDTV in the program 'Boss' Day Out':

http://connect. in.com/ranjan- das/play- video-boss- day-out-ranjan- das-of-sap- india-229111- 807ecfcf1ad96603 6c289b3ba6c376f2 530d7484. html

Here he himself admits that he would love to get more sleep (and that he was not proud of his ability to manage without sleep, contrary to what others extolled).

�

The Evidence

Last week, I was working with a well-known cardiologist on the subject of �Heart Disease caused by Lack of Sleep�. While I cannot share the video nor the slides because of confidentiality reasons, I have distilled the key points below in the hope it will save some of our lives.

�

Some Excerpts:

�

��Short sleep duration (<5 or 5-6 hours) increased risk for high BP by 350% to 500%�compared to those who slept longer than 6 hours per night. Paper published in 2009.

As you know, high BP kills.

�

��Young people (25-49 years of age) are�twice as likely to get high BP�if they sleep less. Paper published in 2006.

�

��Individuals who slept�less than 5 hours a night had a 3-fold increased risk of heart attacks. Paper published in 1999.

�

��Complete and partial lack of sleep increased the blood concentrations of�High sensitivity C-Reactive Protein (hs-cRP),�the strongest predictor of heart attacks.�Even after getting adequate sleep later, the levels stayed high!!

�

��Just�one night of sleep loss�increases very toxic substances in body such as Interleukin- 6 (IL-6), Tumour Necrosis Factor-Alpha (TNF-alpha) and C-reactive protein (cRP). They increase risks of many medical conditions, including�cancer, arthritis�andheart disease. Paper published in 2004.

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��Sleeping for�<=5 hours per night leads to 39% increase�in heart disease. Sleeping for�<=6 hours per night leads to 18% increase�in heart disease. Paper published in 2006.

�

Ideal Sleep

For lack of space, I cannot explain here the ideal sleep architecture. But in brief, sleep is composed of two stages: REM (Rapid Eye Movement) and non-REM. The former helps in�mental consolidation�while the latter helps in�physical repair and rebuilding. During the night, you alternate between REM and non-REM stages 4-5 times.

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The earlier part of sleep is mostly non-REM. During that period, your pituitary gland releases growth hormones that repair your body. The latter part of sleep is more and more REM type.

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For you to be mentally alert during the day, the latter part of sleep is more important. No wonder when you wake up with an alarm clock�after 5-6 hours of sleep, you are mentally irritable throughout the day (lack of REM sleep). And if you have slept for�less than 5 hours, your body is in a complete physical mess (lack of non-REM sleep),�you are tired throughout the day, moving like a zombie and your immunity is way down (I�ve been there, done that�L)

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Finally, as long-distance runners, you need an hour of extra sleep to repair the running related damage.

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If you want to know if you are getting�adequate sleep, take Epworth Sleepiness Test below.

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Interpretation: Score of 0-9 is considered normal while 10 and above abnormal. Many a times, I have clocked 21 out the maximum possible 24, the only saving grace being the last situation, since I don�t like to drive (maybe, I should ask my driver to answer that lineJ)

In conclusion:

Barring stress control, Ranjan Das did everything right: eating proper food, exercising (marathoning! ), maintaining proper weight. But he missed getting proper and adequate sleep, minimum 7 hours. In my opinion, that killed him.

If you are not getting enough sleep (7 hours), you are playing with fire, even if you have low stress.

I always took pride in my ability to work 50 hours at a stretch whenever the situation warranted. But I was so spooked after seeing the scientific evidence last week that since Saturday night, I ensure I do not even set the alarm clock under 7 hours. Now, that is a nice excuse to get some more sleep.�J

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Unfortunately, Ranjan Das is not alone when it comes to missing sleep. Many of us are doing exactly the same, perhaps out of ignorance. Please share this to your colleagues, especially those who might be short-changing their sleep.

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#2000

From: Sampath Kumar <Sampath.K.Kumar@...>
Date: Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:44 pm
Subject: Re: World SHAME ...keep list going around the world....

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Guys

Besides the humor, lets take some time... i thought of sharing this for quiet sometime and Mohan's email triggered me

Please watch this documentary movie in YouTube and it takes 1.5 hrs but worth watching it .It tells how human beings has destructed the whole mother earth and how we are affecting the whole eco system just for our convenience.Human beings are there in this earth for just 10000 years ,earth formed some millions years ago and there are many species from that time but in the past 10000 years only especially in the past 100 years earth is very badly polluted and human made many species to extinction.

Its high time for us (not only this small group) but everyone of us to start think about the environment otherwise we are going to leave land like mars for our sons and grandsons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU

On Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 11:27 AM, Mohan <mohan_63@...> wrote:

Besides the humor, lets take the time to sign this..

This is cruelty to animals, what a shame.. can you believe they all from civilized countries, "NO" they are barbarians..

Disclaimer: These pictures are graphic in nature and gory.. if you dont want to see, their is a button "DELETE" please press that.
Regards

Mohan

am sorry to mail this to all of you, but it is such a shame to see these images in a ‘civilised’ world. am not sure how this chain helps, but felt it was the least that I can do. I still cant believe that such a ritual can actually exist… - but the pictures are definitely not digitally altered….

prashanth

Denmark is a big shame The sea is stained in red and in the mean while it’s not because of the climate effects of nature.

It's because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilised human) kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.

This happens every year in Feroe iland in Denmark . In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.
WHY?
To show that they are adults and mature.... BULLLLsh

In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty “supporting like a spectator”

Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it’s near instinction and they get near men to play and interact. In a way of PURE friendship

They don’t die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hocks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim extremely compatible with the cry of a new born child.

But he suffers and there’s no compassion till this sweet being slowly dies in its own blood

Its enough!
We will send this mail until this email arrives in any association defending the animals, we won’t only read. That would make us accomplices, viewers.

Take care of the world, it is your home!

Assine contra essa crueldade:
Sign Against this cruelty:

1.- Ana kARINA Rivas (m) Mexico DF
2.- Carlos Enrique Bulle-Goyri. DF
3.- Alejandra Nabarro ( Mexico Cuernavaca )
4.- Esteban criz mejia. Mexico DF
5.-ANDREA GONZALEZ ALVAREZ ( MEXICO )
6.-González Alvarez Victor Rodrigo
7.-Ines Garcia Perez (México)
8.-Stella Morales (México)
9.-lgarcia (México)
10.-Leticia Cuéllar (México)
11.-Salma Urbina Aguilar (Quintana Roo, México)
12.-DIANA LUCELLY POOT PUC (quintana roo, mexico )
13.-Josue Acero Gonzalez ( Quintana Roo , Mexico )
14.-Micaela Medina ( Argentina )
15.-sofia bidondo( Argentina )
16.- Ma. Marta Soruco ( Argentina )
17.- Cyntia Mariela Roitman ( Argentina )
18.-Aldana Martínez ( Argentina )
19.- Adriana Salomon ( Argentina )
20.-fernando valussi( argentina )
21.-MARIANELA SANCHEZ( ARGENTINA )
22.- Leyes Alberto Fabian ( Argentina ).-
23.- Augusto Patricio Mateos ( Argentina - Chaco )
24.- Maria Alejandra Bury ( Argentina - Chaco )
25.- Claudio Alexis Agnesio ( Argentina - Chaco )
26.- Cesar Abel Falcon(Argentina- Chaco)
27-MARIANA GOMEZ MARTINEZ
28-SILVIA CLAUDIA GIMENEZ
29-NELIDA BEATRIZ MARTINEZ
30-MARIA ESTHER URSU
31- NATHIA JUDKEVICH ( Argentina )
32-MARINA JUDKEVICH ( Argentina )
33-MARIANA JUDKEVICH (Aregentina)
34- Bogado Espinoza, Lorena Abi ( Argentina )
35- Ortiz, Natalia Muriel ( Argentina )
36- Marcelo Rodrigues de Rezende (Sorocaba-Brasil)
37- Thais Chenchi Santana (Sorocaba-Brasil)
38- Lilian Yoshie Kato ( Sorocaba - Brasil)
39 - DIOGO CRISTO ( Sorocaba - Pindorama - Gaya )
40 - DANILO GOMES ( Sorocaba - Cidade de Mentiras)
41- Tiago Holtz Guerreiro (Sorocaba- Brasil)
42 - Laura Nunes Garcia Vieira ( Sorocaba - Brasil)
43 - Anderson Schmitt Junkes (Jandira - Brasil)
44 - Eronides Santos Filho (Jandira - Brasil)
45 - Suzana Lopes Ribeiro ( Jandira - Brasil )
46 - Paulo Henrique Ferreira (Cotia/SP Brasil)
47 - André Luiz da Fonseca Roberto ( Carapicuiba/ Brasil )
48 - Jean Paulo Camargo Costa (CARAPICUIBA/ BRASIL)
49 - Rodrigo de Jesus Ferreira (Jandira - Brasil)
50- Bárbara Tabain Seslija de Sá (Jandira - SP - Brasil)
51 - Ana paula Morina Ferreira (Barueri - SP - Brasil)
52-Bárbara Louise (São Paulo-SP-Brasil)
53-Diego Lima (Carapicuíba- SP-Brasil)
54 – Wanda leila de Oliveira marra ( Osasco – SP –Brasil )
55 – Joilva Duarte (Osasco-Brasil)
56 - Patricia M. Dias ( São Paulo - Brasil)

57- Eduardo M. Dias ( São Paulo - Brasil)
58 – Wagner R. Franco (São Paulo – Brasil)
59- Ruth Cristina Serafim (São Paulo - Brasil)
60- Thiago Silva (São Paulo - Brasil)
61 - Cristiano S. de Moraes (Rio de Janeiro - Brasil)
62 - Kelly Lopes Dias (São Paulo - Brasil)
63 - Fábio Ferreira / São Paulo - Brasil
64- Fábio Araujo / São paulo - Brasil
65- Marcia Stevaux/ São Paulo - Brasil
66 - Débora Gisele Ferraz - Brasil
67- Andrea Alexandre de Carvalho
68 - Adilson dos Santos Pinto (Cruzeiro SP)
69 - Francisco ReZende (Lorena-SP)
70- Mislane Souza Prates( São Paulo-Brasil)
71 - Janderson Dutra (Rio de Janeiro-RJ - Brasil)
72 - CECÍLIA SANTOS (SÃO PAULO) – BRASIL
73- KÁTIA I. SANTOS ( SÃO PAULO ) - BRASIL
74- Maria L Lima - (Rolândia - Brasil)
75 – Marilise G.Z. Solle (Rolândia-Brasil)
76- Luis Fernando Silva de Almeida (Rolândia Pr- Brasil)
77- Adriana Amaral de Souza (Rolândia Pr - Brasil)
78 – Carlos Alberto Ferreira do Amaral (Rolãndia PR – Brasil)
79 - Lilian Carla de Souza Gonzalez ( Londrina - Pr. - Brasil)
80 – Ailton Valdivino da Silva - (Uberlândia – MG - Brasil)
81 - Heliza Piosiadlo (Uberlândia - MG – Brasil
82 - Patrícia Cordeiro ( Joaçaba-SC-Brasil)
83 - Danielle Argenton (Herval D' Oeste - SC - Brasil)
84 - Valdirene Soares ( Joaçaba - SC - BRASIL )
85 - Luiz Sérgio Belló - Joaçaba SC Brasil
86- Eduardo Wieser -SC- Brasil
87- Julio Pancera ( Navegantes , SC - Brasil)
88- Fredi Goede ( Pomerode , SC Brasil)
89 – Mario L.Fanton
90 - Valério Littig ( Curitiba - Brasil )
100-cassia cavalheiro
101 - Paulo Terumitsu Ishii [ Curitiba - Paraná - Brasil]
102- Caroline Niro ( Curitiba - Paraná - Brasil
103-Alexandre Batista(Londres- Inlaterra)
104-udson bergues de almeida
105 - Inês Calazans, Alemanha
106 - Anabela Martins - Portugal
107 - Luisa Sequeira - Silves / PORTUGAL
108 - Alzira Rodrigues - Silves / Portugal
109 - Cremilde Ribeiro - A. de Pêra / Portugal
110 - Augusto Miguens - Elvas / Portugal
111 - Natália miguens - Elvas / Portugal
112 - Manuela Santos - Carcavelos / Portugal
113 - Carla Santos - Oeiras / Portugal
114 - Maria Carlos Barreto de Carvalho - Carcavelos / Portugal
115 - Eliete Mendes - Lisboa / Portugal
116 - Conceição Oliveira - Lisboa / Portugal
117 - Mariana Domingues - Portugal
118 - Joana Murtinha - Portugal
119 - Filipa Almeida - Portugal
120 - Iolanda Fontes - South Africa
121 - Kalen Viljoen - South Africa
122 – Wendy Golding – South Africa
123 – Inge Strugnell – Botswana
124 – Philippa Lee - Botswana
125 - Ilse Swart
126 - Miche de beer
127 - Celeste Smit
128 – Jeneane Fourie
129. Stefnie de Beer (SA) Human beings ? How can we call ourselves that !
130 Corné van Staden
131 Anna-Marié van Staden
132. Sheralee Scott ( South Africa )
133 Bev Hindmarch ( South Africa )
134. Ian Pardy (SA)
135. Dominic Porter (SA)
136. Carl Bennett (SA) Sick Bastards!!
137 Dieter Rossler South Africa uncivilised idiots

138. Vigie Naidoo, Johannesburg South Africa (how far western man??)

139. Rodney Reddy S.A. --- lily-livered, sure they'l never dare try this with some tiger or bull sharks

140. Mira Naidoo, Johannesburg South Africa (shameful specimens called humans)

141. Rocco Steffannelli, Bari Italy (senseless killing)

142. Christian Hoffer, Mank Austria (Neanderthals! )?

143. Sarah Caine (SA)

144. Lorraine Caine (SA)

145. Elaine Caine (Sa)

146. Lorraine Isaac (SA)

147. Ronnie Isaac(SA)

148. Angelique Mason(SA)

149. Alysha Isaac (SA)

150. Mary Joe Emde (SA)

151. Nalisha Gangadien SA)

152. Charlene Gangadien (SA)

153. Cordelia Soobramoney

154. Nicholas Soobramoney

155. Gabriela Pillay

156. Sarah Pillay

157. Jaeden Chetty

158. Sam Chetty

159. Dean Prinsloo

160. Nicole Pillay

161. Janine Geldenhys

162. Noeleen Pillay

163. Vigie Naidoo, Johannesburg South Africa (Nordic barbarism!! - Climate Change?- go figure?)

164. Colette Boyd

165. Tanya Scheffel

166. Rob Armstrong

167. Megan Adriaanzen – Jhb S.A. This is the most appallingly, disgusting thing I have ever seen!!!

168. Gareth Adriaanzen

169. Aldorette Swanepoel

170. Steve Maree – Durban , South Africa

171. Karen Robjant – and they are supposed to come from a civilised country – very sick people

172- Johnny Roy, Durban , South Africa .

173 Ann Horne Flemington NJ USA

174 Desmond J Thompson S.Afrca/Ireland

175 Wendy Sharpley

176Kathryn Agnew - South Africa

177. Liesl Medeira - Kuwait

178. Elcid Mendoza – Kuwait/ Philippines

179. Norvelyn Tolentino Lico – Kuwait/ Philippines- Have Mercy please!!!!

180. Mini Jayasheelan – Kuwait/India – World is our home

181. Praveena Pratheesh - Kuwait

182.Pratheesh Kumar - Kuwait

183. Shijo Pillai – Kuwait

184. Nidheesh Nair - India.

185. Divya Haneesh – India/Kuwait

186. Anitha Santhosh - India

187. SAIJU GS - India

188. BANARJEE.RAJAN

189. Vaisakh D.S

190. Nikul. Raj - India

191. Dileep Divakaran, Kerala, India.

192.Valli Sevugan- Malaysia

193.Dr.S.Sevugan- Malaysia

194 Manjula Surya - Melbourne (Oh what a shame....mother earth needs protection and respect..)

195. dr. m.s. prashanth – bangalore, india ( I bow my head in shame being a fellow human being to these cruel ones)

196. Ar. J.Venkatesh - SHAME - SHAME - JUST PUT AND END TO THIS - IF HUMANS STOP

EATING THIS IT WILL ALSO JUST STOP - DO HUMANS HAVE TO KILL AND EAT????????? ??

197. Balu Sreenivasan -USA

198. Mohan Raman - USA - Please stop this.. Dolphins are friendly and playful, they are like your babies.. how could you ever kill them.. morons.

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#1999

From: Mohan <mohan_63@...>
Date: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:33 pm
Subject: Good One Liner

mohan_63

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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed.

But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

Q.What is the difference between men and pigs?
A.Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again."

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"

Mohan Raman

H :732-329-0531

C :908-510-6706

"Winners make things happen, losers let things happen"

#1998

From: Mohan <mohan_63@...>
Date: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:47 pm
Subject: Sleep and Heart Attacks

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http://connect. in.com/ranjan- das/play- video-boss- day-out-ranjan- das-of-sap- india-229111- 807ecfcf1ad96603 6c289b3ba6c376f2 530d7484. html

Quite a jolt .. and another reminder on the importance of adequate sleep.

What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India

A month ago, many of us heard about the sad demise of Ranjan Das from Bandra, Mumbai. Ranjan, just 42 years of age, was the CEO of SAP-Indian Subcontinent, the youngest CEO of an MNC in India. He was very active in sports, was a fitness freak and a marathon runner. It was common to see him run on Bandra's Carter Road. Just after Diwali, on 21st Oct, he returned home from his gym after a workout, collapsed with a massive heart attack and died. He is survived by his wife and two very young kids.

It was certainly a wake-up call for corporate India. However, it was even more disastrous for runners amongst us. Since Ranjan was an avid marathoner (in Feb 09, he ran Chennai Marathon at the same time some of us were running Pondicherry Marathon 180 km away), the question came as to why an exceptionally active, athletic person succumb to heart attack at 42 years of age.

Was it the stress?

A couple of you called me asking about the reasons. While Ranjan had mentioned that he faced a lot of stress, that is a common element in most of our lives. We used to think that by being fit, one can conquer the bad effects of stress. So I doubted if the cause was stress.

The Real Reason

However, everyone missed out a small line in the reports that Ranjan used to make do with 4-5 hours of sleep. This is an earlier interview of Ranjan on NDTV in the program 'Boss' Day Out':

Here he himself admits that he would love to get more sleep (and that he was not proud of his ability to manage without sleep, contrary to what others extolled).

The Evidence

Last week, I was working with a well-known cardiologist on the subject of ‘Heart Disease caused by Lack of Sleep’. While I cannot share the video nor the slides because of confidentiality reasons, I have distilled the key points below in the hope it will save some of our lives.

Some Excerpts:

· Short sleep duration (<5 or 5-6 hours) increased risk for high BP by 350% to 500% compared to those who slept longer than 6 hours per night. Paper published in 2009.

As you know, high BP kills.

· Young people (25-49 years of age) are twice as likely to get high BP if they sleep less. Paper published in 2006.

· Individuals who slept less than 5 hours a night had a 3-fold increased risk of heart attacks. Paper published in 1999.

· Complete and partial lack of sleep increased the blood concentrations of High sensitivity C-Reactive Protein (hs-cRP), the strongest predictor of heart attacks. Even after getting adequate sleep later, the levels stayed high!!

· Just one night of sleep loss increases very toxic substances in body such as Interleukin- 6 (IL-6), Tumour Necrosis Factor-Alpha (TNF-alpha) and C-reactive protein (cRP). They increase risks of many medical conditions, including cancer, arthritis andheart disease. Paper published in 2004.

· Sleeping for <=5 hours per night leads to 39% increase in heart disease. Sleeping for <=6 hours per night leads to 18% increase in heart disease. Paper published in 2006.

Ideal Sleep

For lack of space, I cannot explain here the ideal sleep architecture. But in brief, sleep is composed of two stages: REM (Rapid Eye Movement) and non-REM. The former helps in mental consolidation while the latter helps in physical repair and rebuilding. During the night, you alternate between REM and non-REM stages 4-5 times.

The earlier part of sleep is mostly non-REM. During that period, your pituitary gland releases growth hormones that repair your body. The latter part of sleep is more and more REM type.

For you to be mentally alert during the day, the latter part of sleep is more important. No wonder when you wake up with an alarm clock after 5-6 hours of sleep, you are mentally irritable throughout the day (lack of REM sleep). And if you have slept for less than 5 hours, your body is in a complete physical mess (lack of non-REM sleep), you are tired throughout the day, moving like a zombie and your immunity is way down (I’ve been there, done that L)

Finally, as long-distance runners, you need an hour of extra sleep to repair the running related damage.

If you want to know if you are getting adequate sleep, take Epworth Sleepiness Test below.

Interpretation: Score of 0-9 is considered normal while 10 and above abnormal. Many a times, I have clocked 21 out the maximum possible 24, the only saving grace being the last situation, since I don’t like to drive (maybe, I should ask my driver to answer that lineJ)

In conclusion:

Barring stress control, Ranjan Das did everything right: eating proper food, exercising (marathoning! ), maintaining proper weight. But he missed getting proper and adequate sleep, minimum 7 hours. In my opinion, that killed him.

If you are not getting enough sleep (7 hours), you are playing with fire, even if you have low stress.

I always took pride in my ability to work 50 hours at a stretch whenever the situation warranted. But I was so spooked after seeing the scientific evidence last week that since Saturday night, I ensure I do not even set the alarm clock under 7 hours. Now, that is a nice excuse to get some more sleep. J

Unfortunately, Ranjan Das is not alone when it comes to missing sleep. Many of us are doing exactly the same, perhaps out of ignorance. Please share this to your colleagues, especially those who might be short-changing their sleep.

Warm Regards

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#1997

From: RAVI RADHAKRISHNAN <om_ravi@...>
Date: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:16 am
Subject: புது கடிகள் சில

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எல்லாமே சிரிப்பு தான்.......................

டாக்டர், ஒரே அரிப்பாயிருக்கு, சொரிஞ்சா பொரி பொரியா வருது....
அப்படியா? கொஞ்சம் அழுத்தி சொரிஞ்சு பாருங்க, அவல், பட்டாணி, கடலை வருதான்னு பார்ப்போம்.

டேய், தெரியாம "Sim Card"அ விழுங்கிட்டேன்.....
அய்யயோ, சரி, விரலை விட்டு எடுக்க பாரேன்?
try பன்னேன், ஆனால் "Not reachable" ன்னு வருது.

ஏண்டா, உன் தங்கைய வாழையிலை வியாபாரிக்கு கல்யாணம் செய்து கொடுத்தியே, எப்படி இருக்கா?
அத ஏன் கேக்கர, இப்போ அவ வாழல.

நானும் என்ன என்னமோ சமைச்சு சாப்பிட்டு பார்கரேன், ஒடம்புல ஒன்னுமே ஒட்ட மாட்டேங்குது, ஒல்லியா தான் இருக்கேன்.
ஆமா, நீ சமையல் செய்யரது எல்லாம் "Non Stick" பாத்திரத்தில், அப்பபுறம், எப்படி ஒட்டும்?

ஏம்பா, நீ பஸ்ல இருந்து இறங்கியவுடன், ஏன் இப்படி கெட்ட வாடை அடிக்குது?
ஓ, அதுவா, நான் பஸ் "Motion"ல இருக்கும் போது இறங்கிட்டேன்.

அய்யோ, என் மீசையை எலி கடிசுடுச்சு..!!!
அதான் அப்பவே சொன்னேன், முறுக்கு மீசை வெக்காதென்னு, கேட்டியா?

மாமியார்-1 : என்ன இருந்தாலும், என் மருமகளுக்கு என்மேல் கொல்லை ஆசை.
மாமியார்-2 : ஹம்ம்...என் மருமகளுக்கு, என்னை கொல்ல தான் ஆசை.

தத்துவம்:
நீலமா நகம் வளர்க்காத மாமியாரும், நிறைய முடி வளர்க்காத மருமகளும், சரியா சண்டை போட்டதா சரிதிதிரம் இருந்தது கிடையாது.

இன்னும் வரும்............

இவண்,

இரவி

#1996

From: "Kavitha..." <kavithasun@...>
Date: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:51 pm
Subject: அ‌ப்பா‌வி‌‌ன் கவலை

kavithasun

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எ‌ன் பையனு‌க்கு ராணுவ‌த்‌தில வேலை ‌கிடை‌க்கு‌ம்னு ‌நினை‌‌க்‌கிறே‌ன்

எதை வ‌ச்‌சி அ‌ப்படி சொ‌ல்‌றீ‌ங்க?

எ‌ல்லா ப‌ரீ‌ட்சை‌யிலு‌ம் பா‌ர்ட‌ர்லதா‌ன் பா‌ஸ் ப‌ண்‌ணி‌‌யிரு‌க்கானே அத வ‌ச்சு‌த்தா‌ன்.

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ஆங்கிலத்தில் இப்போ 2 மார்க் வாங்கிட்டு வந்திருக்க போன வாட்டி 98 மார்க்
வாங்கினியேடா என்னடா ஆச்சு?

நீதானப்பா போன முறை பரிட்சைப் பேப்பர் கொண்டு வந்தப்ப ஒரு 2 மார்க்
எடுத்திருக்கலாமேன்னு கவலைப்பட்ட?

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ஏ‌‌ண்டா... அ‌ந்த ப‌ஸ் ‌ஸ்டா‌ண்‌ட் ‌நி‌க்‌கிற ப‌ஸ்ல ஏறாம ‌நீ
பா‌ட்டு‌க்கு நட‌ந்து போற?

அ‌ந்த ப‌ஸ் ஓடுமா?

‌ம்‌ம் ந‌ல்லா ஓடுமே...

அதா‌ன் ஏறல.. எ‌ங்க அ‌ப்பா சொ‌ல்‌லி‌யிரு‌க்காரு.. ஓடுற ப‌ஸ்ல
ஏறாத‌ன்னு...

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பலூ‌ன் வா‌ங்‌கி‌க் கொடு‌த்தா‌த்தா‌ன் கண‌க்கு‌ப் போடுவே‌ன்னு
அட‌ம்புடி‌ச்சே‌ன்டா.

அ‌ப்படியா உ‌ங்க‌ப்பா எ‌ன்ன செ‌ய்தா‌ர்?

‌கடமையை‌ச் செ‌ய். பலூனை எ‌தி‌ர்பா‌ர்‌க்காதே‌ன்னு சொ‌ல்‌லி‌ட்டா‌ர்.

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அ‌ப்பா : உ‌ன் வய‌சி‌ல் இரு‌க்கு‌ம்போது நா‌ன் எ‌வ்வளவு ந‌ல்ல பையனா
இரு‌ந்தே‌ன் தெ‌ரியுமா?

பைய‌ன் : நா‌ன் ந‌ம்ப மா‌ட்டே‌ன். சொ‌‌ர்‌க்க‌த்து‌க்கு‌ப் போன‌பிறகு
எ‌ன் பா‌ட்டி‌க்‌கி‌ட்ட கே‌ப்பே‌ன்.

அ‌ப்பா : ஒரு வேளை உ‌ங்க பா‌ட்டி நர‌க‌த்து‌க்கு‌ப் போ‌ய் இரு‌ந்தா?

பைய‌ன் : அ‌ப்போ ‌நீ கேளு.

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