There is this good old barber in Miami in US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to Pay the barber and the barber replies: 'I...
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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,...
There were eleven people hanging on to a rope that extended down from a helicopter... ten women and one man. The weight of ten people was too much for the...
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't...
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that...
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities...
What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take...
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell. *"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.";...
Hi, Read this. It is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage. Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in...
Hi Folks, Found a good one............... A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were...
Hi, what would happen , if earth starts rotating 30 times faster than it normally does ? guess what ? scroll down to see the answer............ We would get...
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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife...
GO TO THIS SITE: http://tinyurl.com/368hv You will see a weird looking guy. Pass your mouse over his face a few times. Finally, leave the pointer on his face...
Hi all, Gud one.............. A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed...
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Lil Johnny It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there...
Kamalhassan - Crazy Mohan duo combo creates a laugh riot in Vasool Raja MBBS. With the Chennai slum lingo and excellent performance of Kamalhassan the film...
Chinese Adam & Eve: If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake. Plan For Future: ...
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. " Look up at the sky and...
The One & Only zAm Please Read Till The End I have one You have one Your mother uses your father's one And your auntie uses your uncle's one A married lady...
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competitition. "What are...
Don't know if anyone has told this before: One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front...
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The Most stupid questions? & ans.... (wish i could do the same...!!) People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers: 1. At the movies:...
A Women Is... An angel of truth & dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of all contradiction She is afraid of a wasp,will scream at a mouse, but will tackle...
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