I Can't Believe We Survived According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's or even the early...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:35 am
BEST POSITIONS IN BED 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. And you thought it was going to be dirty !!!...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:37 am
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Feb 1, 2004 11:40 am
The Cremated Husband: A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:49 am
Viola, the church organist, was 85 and had never been married. She was very much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The Pastor came to call on her...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:50 am
A woman was leaving a 7-11 convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:50 am
* Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. * 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. * Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:50 am
A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at...
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Feb 1, 2004 11:50 am
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Feb 1, 2004 11:50 am
* Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. * 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. * Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust...
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Feb 1, 2004 8:25 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 5:46 pm
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS IS THERE A...
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Feb 2, 2004 5:46 pm
PREGNANCY Q & A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right...
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Feb 2, 2004 5:46 pm
The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, " Forgive Your Enemies." He asked how many have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his...
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Feb 2, 2004 5:52 pm
King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals....
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Feb 2, 2004 6:08 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 6:08 pm
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back....or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:08 pm
According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:14 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 6:14 pm
Children's Science Exam Answers These are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:14 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 6:17 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 6:17 pm
The Old Dilapidated Boat Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:22 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 6:23 pm
The Operation A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vaginal lips are much to large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:25 pm
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Feb 2, 2004 6:25 pm
If a someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your cock, DO NOT show them your cock. This is a scam;...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:25 pm
Wedding night (Another Little Johnny Tale) Little Johnny's big brother had just gotten married and spent his first wedding night with his parents. In the...
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Feb 2, 2004 6:26 pm
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID...
