There is a little old lady, who, every morning steps onto her front porch, raises her arms to the sky and shouts, "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moves...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:20 pm
The Zipper x Mr. Johnson recently got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:21 pm
DATING RITUALS WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:22 pm
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?" She says "Sure. What...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:22 pm
Here's a list of favorite things you could be doing..... well, there's sex, you can have sex, sexual intercourse, a quickie, consummate a marriage, couple,...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:49 pm
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:49 pm
I have had this problem with several bosses ......
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:50 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 5:50 pm
SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he ...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 6:13 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:11 pm
This is courtesy of my husband - the famous lesbian hunter ... My friend asked me to babysitt his kids yesterday. It was really exausting, but now they are...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:12 pm
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. The...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:13 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:15 pm
NEW EXERCISE ROUTINE Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:16 pm
This could drive you crackers!! <http://www.oliverbot.com> www.oliverbot.com...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:20 pm
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Dec 1, 2003 10:31 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 10:39 pm
This is a halloween party that one of my mailing list contributors went to - so nicely done up. I think I may just pinch a few ideas for next year's Halloween!...
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Dotty
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Dec 1, 2003 11:18 pm
Not for the Feint Hearted - Dotty...
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 5:18 pm
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain "Who never doubted, never half-believed. Where doubt is, there truth is, it is her shadow." ...
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 5:18 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 5:19 pm
Brilliant... giggle giggle......
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 9:31 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 9:33 pm
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use...
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 9:33 pm
I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've...
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 9:33 pm
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Dotty
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Dec 2, 2003 9:33 pm
Please read and take note of incident! Thought it would be worth a read. If you are not happy with Netstar's service, think again on Tracker! Hi All, Most of...