I Do not know how true this is , but it makes real good reading...Richard.. THAT'S IT! I AM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA! Melbourne, Australia Gun-toting granny Ava...
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Dorothea van Eyssen
dotty@...
Sep 1, 2002 10:44 pm
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Dorothea van Eyssen
dotty@...
Sep 1, 2002 10:46 pm
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Dorothea van Eyssen
dotty@...
Sep 1, 2002 11:38 pm
I caught ten fish without an I, And nine without a tail. Six had no head, And half of eight I weighed upon the scale. Now who can tell me as I ask it, How many...
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dotty.van.eyssen@...
Sep 2, 2002 5:49 am
Due to popular demand, this teaser has had several requests for the answer ... I would guess the answer is his own equal... Although there is the problem of...
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of...
*sigh* Yeah, it's true, I work in IT, I can afford to be corny....... Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great...
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dotty.van.eyssen@...
Sep 2, 2002 11:45 am
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him. (NZ Rugby Commentator) This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. (Ted Walsh -...
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SpiderGirl
dotty@...
Sep 2, 2002 9:28 pm
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SpiderGirl
dotty@...
Sep 2, 2002 9:54 pm
A recent study showed the average husband actually speaks to his wife about 37 minutes only each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that. I mean, just how long...
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SpiderGirl
dotty@...
Sep 2, 2002 10:06 pm
put your sound on for this one!...
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SpiderGirl
dotty@...
Sep 2, 2002 10:35 pm
How Bad Are You Really? Directions: Ask yourself the following questions. For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out...
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SpiderGirl
dotty@...
Sep 2, 2002 11:09 pm
A hooker was picked up by a Chineese guy in the streets, and they went back to his flat. It was a small room with a rather large bed in the middle. The China...
Thought you may find this interesting (or amusing)... Summit's on a roll when nature calls - Caiphus Kgosana You thought you had seen and heard it all - the...
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were Looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers. Here are the...
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dotty.van.eyssen@...
Sep 4, 2002 5:11 am
-When Robert Mugabe completed 20 years of his Presidency, he wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So he instructed Grace, his wife,...
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dotty.van.eyssen@...
Sep 4, 2002 5:17 am
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked. The...
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dotty.van.eyssen@...
Sep 4, 2002 5:25 am
- Lisa Beamer on Good Morning America - If you remember, she's the wife of Todd Beamer who said 'Let's Roll!' and helped take down the plane that was heading...
Ya, like the subject says, it's just a basic guideline....... ;-))) To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover ...
Well, here be some interesting info for the interested. * Helium was up, feathers were down. * Paper was stationary. * Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light...
These lessons have been circulating for a while.... No idea who wrote them, but they certainly are very substantial. Do forgive me from the bottomest of thine...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who...
http://isfunsoft.myrice.com/swf/peeping.swf Run your mouse pointer over the people and see what happens.. ...
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dotty.van.eyssen@...
Sep 5, 2002 12:44 pm
-Are you getting old? hmmm.... Let's see if we are getting old...... The majority of students in universities today were born in 1983.... They are called...
