Christian Smiles There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we ...
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Jun 1, 2004 6:40 pm
BwJokes WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH OR JOHN KERRY GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the...
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Jun 1, 2004 6:46 pm
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Jun 1, 2004 6:47 pm
Esther and Sally, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman...
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Jun 1, 2004 7:45 pm
I'm going on holiday - please water my plants ?...
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Jun 1, 2004 8:08 pm
"Before I got married my wife told me, 'Don't talk about sex until we get married.' We got married and she said, 'Now you can talk about it all you want'" ...
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Jun 1, 2004 8:18 pm
Butt Heads... Two rednecks, Bubba and Cletus, are driving down the highway, drinking beer, when they come upon a police roadblock. "Damn!" yells Bubba. "I ...
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Jun 1, 2004 8:19 pm
My friend Gayle just sent me this link - you just have to check this out....... <http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343> ...
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Jun 1, 2004 8:19 pm
A man enters his apartment to find his wife making passionate love on the couch with another man, and starts yelling at her. "Oh great!" said the woman. "Big...
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Jun 1, 2004 8:19 pm
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the...
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Jun 1, 2004 8:19 pm
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Jun 1, 2004 9:00 pm
ARIES Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to ...
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Jun 1, 2004 10:40 pm
How would you like to tell people you live in one of these places? Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) ...
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Jun 2, 2004 5:50 pm
[NOTE: The original author pulled these from a copy of the British magazine "Lilliput", n.d. but approx. 1938. Enjoy!] * * * * * My wife talks all day long....
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Jun 2, 2004 5:57 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 5:58 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 6:11 pm
DEAR DIARY: Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself...
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Jun 2, 2004 6:23 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 6:31 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 6:31 pm
KIDS PUNS OF THE WEAK THE HOLIDAY PUNS Have you heard about the reservation where about 500 women were born without nipples on their breasts. They were known...
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Jun 2, 2004 6:31 pm
I really don't know if these are true, but they are interesting ;) - Dotty Did you know? In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was ...
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Jun 2, 2004 6:32 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 6:54 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 6:54 pm
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender! For example:- 1) Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see...
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Jun 2, 2004 7:05 pm
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Jun 2, 2004 8:03 pm
Time flies A very confident airline pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at...
