I just saw an ad on Yahoo saying that if one has yellow teeth one should not pay
for white teeth and that there is a secret trick.

I think I know the secret.

Stand next to someone with brown teeth.

HAAA!

See... I'm still trying.

mikie
Duke of URL

Today, first class US postage is no longer 42-cents.

but I don't think it's gonna work.

sad.

ttfn

mikey
to sad to use titles

First, why would anyone dis my combobulated?  ;^)
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Discombobulation

>I say we take this Group and make it a discussion forum on some deep and arcane
discipline.

Yeah, since Milliways and the H2G2 are too mainstream!

>trying to revive the silliness...

It never went away... it's like Marvin guarding the ship for us until we return!


PS - stock up on those 42-cent forever stamps while you can!

Ok... nice notices about 4/20 or 42/0 or whatever... it wasn't nearly as
confusing as it might have been... then again I am not chemically enhanced.

3 posts in a row...

Is that all there is my friend?

It seems that we may not be able to stimulate a renewed interest in silliness...
though MW appears to have tried... and I certainly jumped through a few hoops
and sidestepped some well considered protocols of using higher brain functions
in an attempt to do so.

So... let's make a decision here...

I say we take this Group and make it a discussion forum on some deep and arcane
discipline.

May I suggest a few?

The deeper meaning of the songs of Groucho Marx.

The true nature and etymology of platypii.

A discussion of the 12th chromosomal pair in the genetic mapping of amphibians.

The melodies and structure found in the subharmonics in the leaves of Hibiscus
(I'm thinking about a doctoral program in this field)

Here is an oldy but a goody:  PEEPS!  Can we trust them?

A related field:  Marshmellow Bunnies... Unsafe at any speed.

So... let's let all the 232 or something others who are members of this Group
and undoubtedly lurking about just waiting for an opportunity like this speak
out.

chirrup  chirrup  chirrup...

Was that crickets?

Oh well... if nobody likes these and no one comes up with something that just
grabs hold and pulls real hard... Oh I don't know... I don't intend to spend
much time trying to revive the silliness...

Oh well...

good luck to us all and keep your towel dry.

Let's ride Pancho.

mikey
The Duke of URL

>>...Where does 420 come from? ...The origin of the term 420, celebrated around
the world by pot smokers every April 20th
>It's now clear to me that they had actually meant "42.0" but were too stoned to
include the decimal point!

Then again, 420 is just another version of 42.0 when using "higher" math!

>...Where does 420 come from? ...The origin of the term 420, celebrated around
the world by pot smokers every April 20th

It's now clear to me that they had actually meant "42.0" but were too stoned to
include the decimal point!

And don't Bogart that towel, my friend!  8^)

What 420 Means: The True Story Behind Stoners' Favorite Number
4/20/09 08:38 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/20/what-420-means-the-true-s_n_188320.html

...Where does 420 come from? ...

The origin of the term 420, celebrated around the world by pot smokers every
April 20th, has long been obscured by the clouded memories of the folks who made
it a phenomenon.  ...

"Tahkisis" <dontfeedthelizard@...> wrote:

> Random questions : Any new movies out that ya'll are dying to see?

May 8... Star Trek... I'm anxious.

> Any television shows you are hooked on?

24
Good Eats
I have been told that Fringe will warp your mind... groovy.

Any more questions?

bless your heart,

mikey
The Duke of URL

http://www.twinkiesproject.com/index.html

There is something really disturbing about this.

I'm just sayin'

mikey
The Duke of URL

http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html

I found this highly uhmmmm... marshmallowy.

feelin' groovy,

mikey
the Duke of URL and all that other stuff

"Arthur Dent" <mkworkman@...> wrote:

> >Don't you love it when you find yourself talking to yourself? (was that
redundant?)

> Don't you love it when you find yourself being redundant? (was that talking to
yourself?)

Ok... now here is the deal.  Since mkworkman is one of the two... or maybe three
I haven't checked lately... corporeal entities with the responsibility of
maintaining the integrity of the semi-sentient ego expressions of the other
members of this Group it is apparent that in the fullest understanding of
psychic synchronicity any instance of his talking... or for that matter my
talking... and then subsequent posts in response to these expressions will
always be uhmmmm... talking to ourselves.

Uhmmmm... wait... what about the possibility of there being other sentient
corporeal beings who have been lurking about the Group...

Eeeeek!

Or even worse... what if all of this is just an ethereal dream...

Cool!

No wait... uncool...

Uhmmmm... I'm confused.

Let's ride Pancho!

mikey
maybe

>Don't you love it when you find yourself talking to yourself? (was that
redundant?)

Don't you love it when you find yourself being redundant? (was that talking to
yourself?)

Don't you love it when you find yourself talking to yourself? (was that
redundant?)

Sooooo....

Random questions : Any new movies out that ya'll are dying to see?


Any television shows you are hooked on?


I am personally hooked on Dexter -- that show is great. A show about a serial
killer who kills serial killers...heh


Tahk

--- In Milliways@yahoogroups.com, "M. Scalora" <mjscalora@...> wrote:
>
> I'll wait for somebody else to jump in here.
>
> Did anybody else hear that?
>
> It sounded sorta green...
>
> Oh well...
>
> slartybartfast rules,
>
> mikey
> who has a particular affinity for fjords.
>

I'll wait for somebody else to jump in here.

Did anybody else hear that?

It sounded sorta green...

Oh well...

slartybartfast rules,

mikey
who has a particular affinity for fjords.

--- In Milliways@yahoogroups.com, "Arthur Dent" <mkworkman@...> wrote:

> See how those empty spaces suggest a Gin and Tonic?

Actually I thought it looked more like the world's hardest Soduko.

Uhmmm... Sudoku... Suduko... uhmmmm... where is Avalon Geomancer when you need
him?

puzzled,

mikey
who is lost in the middle of a black and white movie

I forgot...

Of course, so did MW... so I guess there is enough blame to go around.

As sentient corporeal beings it was our responsibility to maintain the integrity
of the ego expressions of the created beings in this Group.

Ooooops...

I'll try to do better.

As the sailor said quote, "Ain't that a whole in the boat".

mikey
Everybody Polka!

"Tahkisis" <dontfeedthelizard@...> wrote:

> Where else can I call myself the keeper of electrocuted produce?
Or was that you Mikey?

Ah... gentle Tahk... gather round hoopy froods... let us restore the memories of
our fallen comrade.

Come closer all of you... not that close brian...

Reach out... reach out with your tendrils... embrace.... embrace...

OWA TAGOO SIAM... repeat it with me... OWA TAGOO SIAM... louder!

OWA TAGOO SIAM... faster...

There Tahk... don't you feel restored?  Oh Keeper of Electrocuted Produce...
Lizard Queen...

Better... no?

Brylcreem, a little dab'l do ya...

mikey
titles schmitles... I need coffee

Well... I was going to suggest that in the intervening years when the Group was
on hiatus (kaching! word) that my sense of humor had the opportunity to mellow
and mature.

HA!

glippy gloop gloopy nibby nobby nooby la la la lo lo

mikey
mage of mirth, master of the shivaree, diminuative purveyor of miniscule
multilayered munchies, and the Duke of URL

Today the price of a barrel of oil rose over four dollars to more than fifty two
dollars a barrel.  This indicates a downturn in production related to the
availability of oil.  Exploration is difficult though as anyone in the know...
uhmmmm... knows.  They look for oil in Texas.  They look for oil in certain
places offshore.  They look for oil in the producing fields in various parts of
the country (all of these are of course domestic production opportunities)...
Now, for those who have noticed there is a definite problem that is evident. 
They are checking for oil in all of these different places.  How are they going
to find any oil checking all of these places when everyone knows that all of our
dipsticks are in Washington D.C.

Let's ride Pancho!

mikey
Hmmmm... not know... Mongo only pawn in game of life.

--- In Milliways@yahoogroups.com, "Arthur Dent" <mkworkman@...> wrote:

> Welcome back, Brian!  Your previous post here was not that long ago; a message
search of our archives shows your #5598 was on Mon Jun 2, 2008:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Milliways/message/5598

Gosh you really were lonely.

Hello lamp post, whatcha knowin'
I come to watch your flowers growin'
Aintcha got no rhymes for me?
Lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy.

and don't call me Shirley,

mikey
we don't need no stinkin' titles

>I think it's about time I re-read The Hitchhiker's Guide and reconnected with
these old stomping grounds after what, nearly 7 years or so? 8? 9?

Welcome back, Brian!  Your previous post here was not that long ago; a message
search of our archives shows your #5598 was on Mon Jun 2, 2008:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Milliways/message/5598

I have done as you asked!

Hello Mr. Dent, hello everyone!

It's nice to see Milliways still shines on among the stars, at the end of the
universe!

I think it's about time I re-read The Hitchhiker's Guide and reconnected with
these old stomping grounds after what, nearly 7 years or so? 8? 9?

Anyway, happy 4/2 Day everyone!
Brian



--- In Milliways@yahoogroups.com, "Arthur Dent" <mkworkman@...> wrote:
>
> Wishing a Happy 4/2 Day to all you froods out there... come back and visit the
group sometimes at
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Milliways
>
> ---
> 4-2 Day in America, 4/2/2009
>
> Reminder from: MillyWays Yahoo! Group
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MillyWays/cal
>
> 4-2 Day in America
> Thursday April 2, 2009
> All Day
> (This event repeats every year.)
>
> Notes:
> Using the American convention for writing dates (MM-DD), every April 2 is 4-2!
>