" Sirius glared at the fireplace. Sirius thought it was completely pointless, and it was an evil scheme to sell more aspirin . . . So you what you are forced to do were on the odd occasion that someone didn't have any aspirin in the house is always carry a travel bottle with you which you would have to keep refilling, so the aspirin companies would in turn sell more aspirin, make more money and take over the world." -- The Flu by The Unicorn Whisperer We are a group of highly trained wizards whose mission is to take over the world using Floo Powder and aspirin. But we have one problem; three people know of our existance. Harry Potter, Sirius Black and Albus Dumbledore. They must not be informed or good will... will regin forever!!!!!!!! Such a thing is inexcusable!