>
>Part I
>
>Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na ito importante ang
>sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang ating player
>ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services
>manager na si Inday!
>
>[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao] >
>Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.
>
>Inday: Kris, I would opt for case #4 please.
>
>Kris: Briefcase # 4... si Sharmel. Inday, matanong ko lang, how did you
>come up with the number 4?
>
>Inday: Oh, do you really want to know Kris?
>
>Kris: Oo naman. I'm sure kaya ko naman maintindihan yung sasabihin mo
>eh.
>
>Inday: The number 4 was acquired based on a probability distribution
>function that involves integrating up to an area greater than or equal
>to that random number which should be generated between 0 and 1 for
>proper distributions.
>
>Kris: Syet. tanong tanong pa kasi eh.
>
> >
> >
>Part II
>
> >
>Kris: Ok Inday, choose 6 briefcases to open.
>
>Inday: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2, 15 and 20.
>
>Kris: Wait lang Inday, usually isa isa lang ang pagbubukas natin ng
>case...
>
>Inday: Why is that? As if I can change the outcome if we're to open a
>case each time I blurt out a number as opposed to opening each case
>immediately one after the other right?
>
>Kris: Hayyy...babaguhin pa talaga mechanics (bulong sa sarili). >
>Kris: Anwyay, di bale na lang nga... tuloy tayo. Number 7. Natalie
>buksan na!!
>
>[Yung audience sumisigaw ng LOWER!! LOWER!!!]
>
>Kris: Teka lang, bago natin buksan... Inday, usually ang mga contestants
>naten ay sumisigaw ng "LOWER" every time magbubukas ng case.
>
>Inday: Kris, I guess that's not the way I was taught in grade school.
>You see, I was taught that we should only use the comparative form of
>the word or add "ER" to the adjective if we are comparing two things.
>And since it is only the first briefcase that we are going to open, we
>have nothing to compare it to. Am I right?
>
>[natahimik ang audience at napaisip]
>
>Kris: Oo nga no!
>
> >
>Part III
>
> >
>Kris: Sige Natalie, Buksan mo na.
>
>[Ang laman ng briefcase 7 ay Piso... Palakpakan ang mga tao] >
>Kris: Good start! Ano yung next case mo ulit?
>
>Inday: Case number 24 please.
>
>Kris: Chloe... buksan na...
>
>[Audience sumisigaw ulit ng LOWER!! LOWER!!]
>
>Kris: Wait lang guys, Inday may nabuksan ng case baket di ka pa rin
>sumisigaw ng "Lower"?
>
>Inday: Oh my goodness Kris, how long have you been doing this? Have you
>ever encountered a value that is lower than a peso in this game? Tell
>me, is there any value left lower than the one we just opened? Sheesh.
>
>[Napaisip ulit ang audience at natahimik]
>
>Kris: Aarrgghh!!!! Chloe buksan na lang nga, pati na rin yung 12, 2, 15
>and 20 buksan na rin para matapos na. [naiirita na] >
>[At sunod sunod na ngang nabukas ang mga case ni Inday]
>
>[nag-ring ang phone] >
>Inday: Ahh Kris, to save more time can you tell Banker that I'm not
>interested in his first offer. In the history of this game of chance, I
>have yet to see someone accept a first offer from the banker. It's quite
>pathetic and pretentious for contestants to pause and look around the
>audience as if asking for advice before ultimately rejecting the first
>offer. I mean come on, isn't that a waste of airtime?
>
>Banker: Potahhh!!! [narinig sa set kahit sarado ang kwarto ni banker] >
>- Ito ang unang pagkakataon na marinig ng mga audience ang boses ni
>banker sa Deal or no Deal.
>
> >
><susundan...>
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