Hi, folks! Well, for most of us here in the ol' U.S.ofA. this past weekend was the time to set our clocks forward an hour for so-called Daylight Savings Time....
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Apr 4, 2000 2:13 pm
Greetings and salutations! We are being drenched with proverbial - no,wait, these are actual - April showers. This will lead to the further beautification of...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 5, 2000 1:35 pm
HI! OK. This is me trying desperately to stay awake long enough to introduce today's laffmeds with some kind of mildly amusing or endearing real life...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 6, 2000 2:38 pm
Hi, y'all! Ever wonder during your daily dance with danger - that kamikaze commute to the office - what all those strangers in the privacy of their own cars...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 7, 2000 4:23 pm
Happy weekend!!!!!! Here's hoping you all have wonderful, exciting, fabulous, tremendous, incredible, amazing, stupendous, extraordinary, phenomenal, ...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 10, 2000 3:30 pm
THUMP! .....oh. Is it Monday already? Man, these weekends seem to be getting shorter all the time. It's as if I blink on Friday afternoon before I leave the...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 11, 2000 2:13 pm
Hello, everyone! Listening to the radio this morning, the DJ was talking about how little respect Tuesday gets. All the other days of the week get some kind...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 13, 2000 2:24 pm
Hey! Hope all of you are doing well today. I€ '˛m taking a few days off from work. Having an € '±open€ '˛ schedule is very liberating; but...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 13, 2000 8:43 pm
Felicitations, one and all! This mailing will soon celebrate a full year of existence. I hear from some of you fairly regularly with assurances that you are by...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 14, 2000 12:51 pm
Hey, hey, hey! Thanks to all who have responded so far to my mini-survey. I truly appreciate your help! You may have noticed some strange effects in the...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
Apr 17, 2000 4:40 pm
Hi, y'all. Today is officially TAX DAY (in the US), so don't neglect to pay the piper. I'm actually hoping most of you have already taken care of this onerous...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
Apr 19, 2000 3:17 pm
G'day 2 all o' y'all! This issue of LAFFMEDS was a bit delayed due to life events. We had to say good-bye to our younger daughter's cat yesterday. We had ...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 20, 2000 2:28 pm
Season's Greetings! "Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." That's a clever line. It probably made you smile. The...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
Apr 21, 2000 1:26 pm
Heidi-ho! I haven't seen any of those Cadbury ads this year. You know, the ones in which the bunny rabbit is clucking like a chicken? It is an amusing take...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
Apr 25, 2000 4:43 pm
Well, well, well. The old adage - "the amount of work (or other activity) needing to be done expands to fill (or exceed!) the available time" -- proved itself...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
Apr 26, 2000 12:58 pm
Hello! Local forecasters have predicted that we will have about ten minutes of partial sunniness tomorrow afternoon sometime between 2:30 and 2:45. Follow the...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 27, 2000 2:21 pm
Greetings and all that. Best wishes to all o' y'all who are "Secretaries" (or whatever your preferred politically correct designation is this week. I still...
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Ed Boring
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Apr 28, 2000 2:23 pm
Salud! Have you given much thought to what the past few months must have been like for Elian Gonzales? He has so far survived what must have been some pretty...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 1, 2000 3:09 pm
Yodel-odel-iddle-odel-iddle-adie-HOOOOO! What an exhausting weekend! Whew! And I've discovered from chatting with others that their weekends were pretty full...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 2, 2000 2:27 pm
Hiya, folks! I had an odd experience the other day. I know. Some might say I AM an odd experience. Never mind. I'm talking about how visual cues often cause...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 3, 2000 2:50 pm
Howdy! Some quick administrative stuff today: If you know anyone who might like to be receiving LAFFMEDS directly, please send me their email address(es) and...
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Ed Boring
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May 4, 2000 1:15 pm
wooHOO! My, how the weather has taken a wonderful turn toward summer! Yeehaw! This issue sees the inauguration of the MAILBAG section. There is ONE...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 5, 2000 1:02 pm
Heidi-ho, neighbor! Can you say "crisis management"? That seems to have been the story of our lives this week. Well, okay, pretty much every week; but...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 8, 2000 1:25 pm
Greetings, Peeps! Well, I'm in a bit of a bind today. I've gotta leave in a few minutes to take the ol' Borgmeister (that's Borgnine, our dog) to North...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 9, 2000 1:22 pm
HowDEE! Borgnine and I made our little day trip safely and successfully yesterday. Next Monday we make it again so that he can have eye surgery. Well,...
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Ed Boring
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May 10, 2000 1:56 pm
Hiya, folks! It is another beautiful day in fabulous downtown wherever you all are. Yesterday was so warm here, some of the blooming flowers withered. But...
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Ed Boring
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May 11, 2000 2:57 pm
WAZZUP!!!!!!!! How do you respond when something you believe is challenged? Do you argue blindly and vociferously? Do you research the subject before you...
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Ed Boring
sonlite4us@...
May 12, 2000 12:44 pm
What it is? I hope all you moms out there have a blessed Mother's Day on Sunday. In fact, I hope your whole weekend is wonderful! Husbands and kids, do right...
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Ed Boring
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May 16, 2000 4:01 pm
Hello, everyone! Yesterday's trip to North Carolina was great! Borgnine (the dog!) came through his surgery with no problems whatsoever. He's already back to...
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Ed Boring
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May 17, 2000 7:36 pm
Hi, there. Busy days. Stop occasionally and take a few slow, deep breaths (as long as you're not standing next to a belching diesel truck or some other noxious...
