FLOYD L. KESSLER. JR.
From:
mickeyraymer@graceba.netTo: ;
Subject: If Dogs Could Speak
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:35:11 -0600
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IF DOGS COULD SPEAK...
'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff out of you!'
'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me.
How'm I doin'...?'
'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'
'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'
'Therrrz no way that was juzzt milk! [hiccup]!'
'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'
'I...hate....you....'
'Welllll, I'm a Gemini.....aaaaaannnd I like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnd I, like, tennis balls.'
'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleeepy......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Why are people so unkind?'
'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'
' time for a power nap .'
'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'
'Rrrrr.... I'm a tiger. Rrrrrrr'
' Sorry hope you don't mind ....I was just a little thirsty.'
'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'
'Hey, did you take my Old Spice??
No, seriously....'
'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!'
'Weeeeeee!!!'
'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.'
''Sup, Shorty?!'
'Kid....you're asking the wrong guy.''
'You'd think that looking like a panda I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello....? Hellooooo??'
'Wasssup!!'
'Bread. You're seriously giving me bread...?'
'[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with me??'
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