A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is...
Hector Loftus
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Apr 12, 2006 1:24 am
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In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of...
Hector Loftus
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Apr 12, 2006 1:31 am
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Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across ...
My mother was a fanatic about public bathrooms. When I was a little girl, she'd take me into the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat....
2005 Darwin Awards A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek "honor" given to people "who improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it in a ...
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he...
Hector Loftus
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May 13, 2006 4:35 pm
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about...
Hi my name is Jamie Chacon and I needed a group that I could just talk to people without being Judged if this is the Group I thank you and am Happy to be Here....
TOP 10 SIGNS in Arkansas THAT YOUR SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING 10. He can unsnap your bra with one hand. 9. While suckling at one breast, he...
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he...
Hector Loftus
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May 19, 2006 5:31 am
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The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed,"...
Hector Loftus
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May 20, 2006 1:55 am
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The...
Jamie, Welcome to "Kelly's Bar" Been here for about 3 years. Met some cool people but it's been kinda dead till recently. Mabey things are changing with some...
(*This is an Irish joke. All the quotes must be pronounced in Irish accent*) This man walks into the pub and has a few beers. As the rule of drinking states he...
Hector Loftus
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May 24, 2006 12:22 am
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A Bottle Of Wine For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next...
Desperately seeking technical support! I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version...
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God....
Karyn Cox
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Jun 17, 2006 4:15 pm
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LAWYERS' QUESTIONS Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys...
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Jesse Jackson dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil "You are on my list, but I...
Anne ... Subject: This is so neat. After the horses moved on, the doe came for her wandering fawn....so all is
well in case you were wondering. Just had to...
Whad Did The Devil Say? Barbara Lane <sassydbj@...> wrote: Jesse Jackson dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't ...
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he came back to life today? 1)Writing his memoirs of the...
INVESTMENT HOT TIPS Investment tips for 2006....for those who have any money that is, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the...
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