GOD, a Bear, and An Atheist!! An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to...
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the ant and the grasshopper The Ant and The Grasshopper CLASSIC VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying...
Great Quotes By Great Ladies Inside every older lady is a younger lady - wondering what the heck happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny...
FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like...night. On the other hand, you have different...
Water or Cola ?? This is really an eye opener . . . Water or Cola? We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before. ...
The Washcloth There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week, when I received a...
This makes a lot of sense This makes a lot of sense~ A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays .60 cents a...
This is one of the best things I have ever read online!! Please read to the bottom-- It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion....
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks...
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html OK - here's the test - so, please take the test and check back. Again, I was 73% Dixie..........
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Nov 11, 2005 5:07 am
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Check this out: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf Kelly...
The first picture is also on this site showing the effects of drugs and prostitution over a 10 year period. http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny/pup17.jpg...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6513919/ A toy that comes with a warning that says children playing with it could suffer the "loss of an eye or death"! Parents can...
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Nov 18, 2005 5:19 am
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I used to be a regular at Kelly's, now I find myself getting older and growing out of my hard partying days. Not that you can't just set and have one drink or...
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a...
Black November A Turkey's Lament When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop, Then he sat me down, and he spoke...
After my last post, I got to wondering if Joe Rodman had ever gotten "hinky" with any other men. So I made some phone calls to my drinking buddies from back...
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/content/shared/oh/news/stories/1207deerfieldlightsweb.html Click where it says watch video for amazing an light show!...
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Dec 10, 2005 6:35 am
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By Debbie Daniel I'm on a "Merry Christmas" mission and I'm in full throttle. My little yellow VW Beetle has turned into a Christmas billboard with Merry...
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Dec 11, 2005 12:53 am
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BlankA.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q: What did the sign...
Subject: Christmas Party Christmas Party FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 1, 2005 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy...
Did you know that if shop mannequins were real women they'd be too thin to have babies? (Oh come on.....a man built that model and trust me, having babies was...
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Dec 19, 2005 2:16 am
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I know we can't be together this Christmas. But this will be the last. We met here at Kelly's and this place will always be special to me, but not as special...
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