See how lucky you are??? If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same,...
This really is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom, you don't want to miss this! VERY INTERESTING - 1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia,...
By ANDY ROONEY Most of the reporting from Iraq is about death and destruction. We don't learn much about what our soldiers in Iraq are thinking or doing....
The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out...
Theology, Kid Style - Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. - Amanda - Dear God, Thank you for...
A Day In The Life Of Tech Support Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. ... Customer: "You've got to...
Doctors: - The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. - Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (and they cause millions more with...
Stupid (Actual) Headlines from 2004 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (no, really?) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (now that's...
Oil Explained Finally, someone explained it so I can UNDERSTAND it !!! There are a lot of folks who just can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage...
A Simple Animal Quiz Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult, but good luck anyway. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?...
NO - let me change your mortgage rate - penis size - sell your car - get you a better job - blah-blah...... just good humor. *sigh* Just like Kelly's is...
Pearls Of Wisdom 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make...
... Tales Of The Sea A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. ...
Hotel Services A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk...
What A Life An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. ...
How the Internet Made My Life Better It was around a month or so ago that I made one of those rare life- altering decisions. I had an epiphany, an awakening,...
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be...
OH - living in Oklahoma - I LOVE tornados - I live for the sirens to go off - and the police to go up & down the streets announcing that a tornado has been...
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... 2005 01:36:04 -0000Subject: [KellysBar] Tornado picsCheck out the cool tornado pics in the photo section ... has ever posted any photos in there yet, so I...
BS or Brilliance A wealthy old lady decides to go on a safari in Africa adn takes her faithful pet poodle with her for company. One day, the poodle starts...
This has got to be one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen! To think people would actually do this to themselves. Enjoy! Well - enjoy your day -...
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