Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this ) Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum (supposed to problem)
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T shirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus
Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool "Both of u three get out of the class." Close the doors of the windows please. I have
winter in my nose today... Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Charged up Love in Physics Lab
Dear -ve charge,
It was a fine morning that I saw you in Physics
Lab and a Torque
began acting on me, which made me to rotate about
your axis. A force
of gravity began attracting me towards you. Every
time, day and night,
you are oscillating in my mind. But, your strong
Electrostatics brother
began repelling me.
Since the Units and Dimensions were not correct, I
avoided talking face
to face. One day, I saw him outside my house and an
electric shock was
produced in me. So, I went in an Inertial frame and
tried to integrate
your phone number.
But, every time I failed to apply the Limits. You are
the light of my
life. By Doppler's effect, I feel that you are very
close to my heart.
Today morning, a Pseudo force was acting on me which
compelled me to
write the letter. A wave is traveling from you to me.
I request you to
meet me at Adiabetic Park. Please don't differentiate
me. I am in Tension.
Yours Attractively,
+ve charge
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