JEST FOR KIDS 05-12-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What would happen if everyone in the country bought a pink automobile? We would have a...
In 2002, Jim Ertner and Tiff Wimberly each received 36 points out of a possible 40 from the judges at the O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. The tie was...
Funny Greeting Cards - Outside n Inside <http://sweet-jokes.blogspot.com/2009/06/funny-greeting-cards-outside-n-\ inside.html> 1. I always wanted to have...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-18-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you get when you cross bats with a lonely-hearts club? Lots of blind dates. ...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-14-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? Because he didn't want anyone to harm a hare...
Multi-time Pun-Off medalist, Andy Balinsky gathered a rating of 39 points from the judges for his 2009 Punniest of Show offering. In a tie-breaker clap-off...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-15-09 PUNS When does a woman enjoy a man's company? When she owns it. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in boiling ...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-15-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is the nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter. What did the...
Disaster was avoided when an unexpected thunderstorm hit Austin as the Pun-Off was beginning, and a cancellation of the event was prevented by the generous...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"...
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PUNS OF THE DAY 05-18-09 PUNS I have found where there really is a "separation" between "church" and "state"...it's in the dictionary! (Tiff Wimberly) We were...
How to Photograph a New Puppy 1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-14-09 PUNS One of the Queen's sons has chosen to distance himself from his embarrassing family by changing his name to "Mr. Windsor" or "The...
Quote of the Day There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross 10 Words That Don't...
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What...
What's Intelligence? Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is...
One Liners - Part 1 Â "Witty Waiter" The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hip wader boots, frayed and torn...
Interactive Sermon A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Â Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...
Radish Dip Country Woman Relish radishes? Then you'll like Eileen Frederickson' s dip-it gets its zesty taste right form that root crop. To really show it off,...
FIREWORKS CONFETTI CUPCAKES Makes 22 to 24 cupcakes Ingredients 1 package (18.25 ounces) sour-cream white cake mix with pudding 1/3 cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2...
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