JEST FOR KIDS 10-12-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HALLOWEEN PUNS Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest? He was dead on his feet. ...
Divorce Court A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four...
Jest for the Health of It Cartoon mom Marge Simpson and singing sensation Tina Turner opened up a health food restaurant together. Their menu selections were ...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-13-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HALLOWEEN PUNS What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling. Why do girl ghosts...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-09-09 PUNS A steam locomotive doesn't like to sit down because it has a tender behind. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-12-09 PUNS On the cruise ship, a guy who's on board Said there's nothing to do, so explored All around the ship's deck, And got lost on his...
JEST FOR KIDS Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HALLOWEEN PUNS Why do you always find ghouls and demons together? Because demons are a ghoul's best...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-07-09 PUNS My cousin is in a bad spot. He's got a bad inner ear problem that needs surgery soon, or he'll lose his hearing on that side. He...
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This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down. The husband...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-06-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HALLOWEEN PUNS A really old vampire named "Tex" Is "out for blood" and I suspects He's not a...
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PUNS OF THE DAY 10-08-09 PUNS Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon violence. After the flood, Noah sent the animals off the ark telling each couple to...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-08-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HALLOWEEN PUNS The mummy was looking quite dapper "Got rich from my music, Old Chapper 'Cause...
From: Gill Krebs <gillk2125@...> Movie Reviews (Gill Krebs) Humphrey Bogart plays a man who drinks only black coffee in "To Half and Half Not." (Gill...
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-07-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HALLOWEEN PUNS What did the detective say when he solved the case of the missing mummy? ...
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PUNS OF THE DAY 10-06-09 PUNS Subdued: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man One day this mechanic was working late under a car and...
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