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... From: Joshy Kallungal <joshyk@...> Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2007 07:00:43 -0400 Subject: Friday Files When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for...
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... From: Joshy Kallungal <joshyk@...> Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2007 21:15:29 -0400 Subject: Hot stock tips -- Here are some tips for investing those big bucks...
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Jun 9, 2007 12:35 pm
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Newton cofused with his Theories of Physics........ Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced...
Woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers :...
This guy who stutters badly, walks into a Bar, and says, "Ssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a bbbeer". The Bartender, who is badly Humpbacked, serves him a beer and...
Every afternoon this guy goes into the bar and orders 4 shots of scotch at the same time, then proceeds to drink them all. One day the bartender asks him why...
One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a...
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out...
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IIT Global Discussion Forum If you are a member of IIT Global Current Affairs, Discussion, or belong to one of the regional or special interest IIT Global...
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Jul 5, 2007 9:36 am
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This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to...
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting...
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Jul 26, 2007 3:54 am
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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules: * Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON...
An American, A Japanese, and an African were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping...
nice one !! *Two software testers@dinner:-)* Two software testers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases...
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope to ask for a favor. The Pope says, "What...
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Aug 18, 2007 9:17 am
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a little comic relief for everyone! Sub..tenjooberrymuds In order to continue getting-by in America all one needs is to learn the NEW English language!...
An old geezer visits his doctor and asks for a sperm count - so he is given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with...
Bill is driving along, when he sees a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerves but unfortunately hits it. Being a sensitive chap, he gets out to check - and...
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Folks: You may have seen most of this but coming togther in one mail sort of brings it home! Cheers Can the English language survive this guy ... !! "The vast...
A Tribute to the Professors of Bihar, on their usage of English Inside the Class: 1. Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. 2. Open the...
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Sep 6, 2007 12:05 am
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WHERE DO RED HEADED BABIES COME FROM?? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind...
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**** * ** ** A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.** ** Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ** **...
A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something...
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