Travel plan for Moon (for Indians only) Manmohan Singh to Bush: We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100...
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Ed Screwed Up Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry! She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the...
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first...
Vision Statement of a Large Enterprise Computer Company: "Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything" ---...
Subject: Moses Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair, wearing a white ...
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Jun 24, 2006 5:30 am
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The Clever Italian Mathematician An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. ...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS"...
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Jul 2, 2006 11:58 pm
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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman...
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Jul 17, 2006 1:22 am
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Dear Friends, Mr. Pradeep Kumar (alumnus IIM Bangalore) has published an e-book called "How to crack CAT 2006?" on his website. www.magicalmethods.com I have...
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Jul 31, 2006 3:00 am
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Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up Behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that...
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Aug 1, 2006 10:34 am
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. ...
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Aug 6, 2006 11:22 pm
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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... ...
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Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let's find out just how smart and...
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip...
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Aug 14, 2006 1:46 am
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Techno kid: Junior asks his dad,"Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies, "Well, you see your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN....
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Aug 23, 2006 12:45 am
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head...
A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When...
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... Subject: Laluji's Menu !!!!! 'Lalu Yadav' was traveling by air to London. Came lunch time and an air-hostess approached Laluji and asked: "Sir, are you...
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Kid: I am a member of a number of forums on your esteemed computer. I have the habit of dreaming and hiking through your entire network without bothering about...
Mathematician: I want to take a vacation to Monte Carlo to solve all the Millenium Problems. Statistician: I bet you would land up in a Casino there and start...
American Mathematician: I was on a ship on the east coast somewhere near Bermuda Triangle when high tide struck. I was forced to remember the Navier-Stokes...
I started scouring for mails in my yahoo groups, when the computer started displaying, "No New Mails", and my speakers were resounding with, "The record’s...
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