A laugh for you "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and...
This Kid will go fa say Lalwani while sening this actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they...
The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the...
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May 18, 2006 3:00 pm
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Why females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married!! The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I...
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May 18, 2006 3:01 pm
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Cibi John sent this to me....Enjoy Man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he...
I think Hell must be Isothermal for otherwise the engineers there would have been able to design a heat engine to run a refrigerator to cool off! -- Mad...
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette ...
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May 18, 2006 3:02 pm
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Bush (Senior) was in his front yard mowing his grass when little W.came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Little W opened it, looked in,...
IIT Student: Why do you keep cracking jokes on IITs? Scott Adams: Originally I meant the Illinois Institute of Technology, but later on as a double take I...
Guys, on the lighter side, here is a convoluted circular reasoning strategy for matchmaking that showed up today as a joke in my mailbox. Hydroo ************ ...
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May 18, 2006 3:03 pm
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Pankaj Metkar sends me this joke and I enjoyed it...haha ! Managers A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the...
IIT Student(1): Save IITs! IIT Student(2): God Save IITs! IIT Student(1): Why do you bring God into the picture? IIT Student(2): IITs need improvement and...
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May 21, 2006 7:23 pm
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A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your...
This is something I had to share: Children are so gifted to perceive such things in life When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When I go in Sun, I...
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May 23, 2006 2:39 pm
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Travel plan for Moon (for Indians only) Manmohan Singh to Bush: We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100...
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Jun 5, 2006 5:48 am
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Jun 18, 2006 9:08 pm
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Ed Screwed Up Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry! She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the...
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first...
Vision Statement of a Large Enterprise Computer Company: "Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything" ---...
Subject: Moses Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair, wearing a white ...
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Jun 24, 2006 5:30 am
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The Clever Italian Mathematician An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. ...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS"...
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Jul 2, 2006 11:58 pm
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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman...