The Three Year Old Daughter......... A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying ...
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Here is a sattire on how our Mathlabi Indian Society operates Rambo ......................................................... Subject:Laloo's art of business ...
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Aug 13, 2004 6:45 am
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Today's Joke: Killing the dog! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York, he sees a little girl being attacked by a bull dog. He runs...
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It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As...
How a woman thinks ---------------this is good!! Any of u think like this?? A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour....
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Aug 31, 2004 2:40 pm
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It gives me great relief to flee from the Department of _________ at_______________University where I have wasted the last ______years loitering on this...
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Sep 2, 2004 2:40 pm
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HOTEL CONVERSATION IN JAPAN This is actually a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Japan, which was recorded and published...
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Sep 9, 2004 7:39 pm
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While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is greeted by St. Peter who welcomes...
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Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when...
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting...
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Quite funny the thought !!! Subject: Fwd: Quality control When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your...
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... From: Vikas Saswadkar [mailto:vikasg@...] Sent: Thursday, 12 August 2004 4:12 PM To: Plaxo Contact Update for Ram Krishnaswamy aka Ramboaus Subject:...
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A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, ...
If I could, I'd enlist today and help my country track down those responsible for killing thousands of innocent people in New York City and Washington, DC But,...
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Sep 15, 2004 5:29 am
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help...
Subject: Saying the right thing... Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...
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Sep 16, 2004 2:41 pm
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Subject: Lawyers This has been around before, but is still funny....enjoy! Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the...
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Sep 16, 2004 3:01 pm
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Excuse me if You have seen it before Rambo ... From: chiku machayya [mailto:mgmachayya@...] Sent: Friday, 17 September 2004 2:16 AM To:...
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A bit rude may be but certainly worth a laugh R This guy goes to the doctor and walks up the receptionist. Receptionist>"How can I help you Mr. Johnson?" Mr....
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... ........................... Marvin I had no clue what the joke was about until I read the punch line in the end.. Born a cow raised a cow now a Fish...
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE Commandment I Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment II If you want your wife to...
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Sep 22, 2004 2:25 pm
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up...
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Sep 22, 2004 2:26 pm
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I am sure this has done the rounds before Rambo Last month, a survey was conducted by the U.N., worldwide. The only question asked was, "Would you please give...
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Oct 6, 2004 1:22 pm
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Another Oldie R An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him ...
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I had to share this gem. Too good not to post Rambo ............................................. How to recruit - the brick test Put around 100 bricks in some...
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George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China." George: "Great. Lay...
Did you know ?? * that the name of all the continents end with the same alphbet that they start with ! * that it is impossible to lick your elbow * the...
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Oct 10, 2004 6:54 am
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his...
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Time for a good laugh Rambo - ***Rodney Dangerfield's 21 best lines*** 1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with....
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Subject: FW: OOOPPPPSSSSSSSSS A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as A "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby...