For your enjoyment!!! An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on...
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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must...
FOOD FOR THOUGHT Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are...
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Subject: Lotus Totus There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck from...
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Jan 11, 2004 11:37 am
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Supreme court case Australia: A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have...
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Jan 14, 2004 3:07 pm
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cricket bloopers!! Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end. - Brian Johnston, BBC Radio He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get...
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I enjoyed this and thought fit to circulate to friends. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the...
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I had to share this with fellow IITians who keep reminding me How much India has progressed over the years I have been away. This cry comes from he educated...
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Hey Rambo, Loved that story of the cowdung. Really killed me, imagining the reverential vigil at the rear end of the holy cow and the prospecting for the...
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little...
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Jan 29, 2004 10:15 am
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Osama bin Laden After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell...
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As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good...
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Jan 30, 2004 10:29 am
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Laughter Via Kerala. 1. Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard? Kerala 2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? Because...
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... Lahore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and remained hiding in their hotel rooms. Inzamam...
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Dog Feels Below Par After Eating 28 Golf Balls LONDON (Reuters) - Vets cut open a German Shepherd dog to find she had scoffed no fewer than 28 golf balls. ...
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read from bottom up. and die laughing. ... From: Aniljoshi Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:39 AM Posted To: General Conversation: What is Maithili? ...
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: "It is with...
Interviewing Technique!(HR joke of the Year) An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack...
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's...
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A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' ...
This is a real classic and had to share. Rambo ........................................................................ ... A Dutchman from Baan named Andries...
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Subject: sidhuisms Navjot Sidhu's famous one liners ::-- 1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. 2. There is light at the end...
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Subject: Best of the best Top joke in UK A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The...
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P'njaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee.Sat Sri Akal. On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this...
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Subject: NO C-A-R-B DIET This is funny....political agendas aside.... Who has time to dream up these things? Subject: 2004 NO C-A-R-B DIET Have you heard of...
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Rod wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the...
FAMILY PROBLEMS Hi, This is so funny. Read on carefully. Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family...
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BACHELOR'S SCHEDULE! monday ko dosti tuesday ko pyar wenesday ko shaadi thursday ko barbadi friday ko fighting saturday ko talaq sunday ko freeeeeeeeeee mon ko...
Subject: Very Clever Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just...
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