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Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.
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He seemed to have no thought whatsoever about how others responded to his cut-and-dried military manner.
One day he assembled the training battalion and announced, "Private Strader, take one step forward."
Private Strader took one step forward, and the sergeant bellowed, "Private Strader.
Report to the chaplain; your mother just died."
Strader just crumbled and fainted dead away from shock.
Later that day, the battalion commander chewed out the master sergeant:
"You're going to have to learn something about TACT.
You just can't yell at a man and tell him his mother just died.
The next time you're called on for this duty, you'd better do it in a more compassionate way."
It just so happened that the very next day, another soldier's mother died, and the MSGT assembled the troops again.
"All you whose mother is living" he shouted, "take one step forward.
NOT SO FAST, TAYLOR!"
Please tell ten friends (or more) to tell ten today!
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.
It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "feed an animal in need" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "Fund Free Mammograms" for free (pink window in the middle). (There is nothing to sign up for and no cost to you.) The corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate a mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the website - Pass it along to all your friends!!
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
Click below to view The Hunger Site's new e-card, and read on for
more info about how a simple click helps feed the hungry -- at no
cost to you.
Visit The Hunger Site (http://www.thehungersite.com/home) and click
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It costs you nothing. Funding is paid by site sponsors and benefits
two leading, nonprofit hunger relief organizations.
The number of people clicking directly determines the amount of food
that goes to the hungry, so please forward the message along.
WHY CLICK?
There is enough food in the world for every man, woman and child.
Yet an estimated one billion of the world's people live in poverty
and face chronic hunger. 24,000 die daily. 75% of them are children
under age five.
Clicking costs nothing but a few seconds of your time, and gives
help and hope to a person in desperate need.
Click here to give free food:
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Have a Great Day Today
http://www.funnies.com/503.htm
Sarah Palin
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/political/imagepages/204.htm
International Day Of.....
http://www.funnyfunpages.com/attractive.htm
sent in by Bluejay (thank you)
We have a strange optometrist in our town.
While he offers his married patients their chose of contact lens or glasses, he prescribes contact lens exclusively to his single patients because he doesn't believe in specs before marriage.
Two Are Better Than One
http://www.positivethoughts.com/friendship-greeting-card-twoarebetter.htm
What Does Love Look Like?
http://silverandgoldandthee.net/Misc_files/B_Love.html
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
6th Grade History
http://www.funpages.com/6thgradehistory/
car phone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ckjgdfklgjfdlgfd.htm
Whenever
http://perfectgreetings.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=2992&scid=10384
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Alex!
Alex Who?
Alex plain later, just let me in
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Zinnia.
Zinnia who?
Zinnia on TV You look shorter!
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
C-2
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you dont forget my name next time!
Tribute To Minnie Pearl
http://www.wtv-zone.com/Mary/MINNIE.html
In His Time
http://www.reflectionsofsouthbreeze.com/Pages/InHisTime.htm
Pathetic
http://www.zanylaughs.com/jkcartoons/?car=114.jpg
To Sail The Seven Seas
http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/VGsailboat2.htm
Good Friends
http://nethugs.com/friendship/good-friends/
My Best Friend
http://00fun.com/mybestbud5349.shtml
trivia time
Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?
send your answers to
Last Monday's trivia was:
Versipellis is an ability that what kind of monster would have?
the correct answer was:
Werewolf or Vampire.
Versipellis is the ability to change shape.
Vampires are also said to be able to alter their form to that of a bat.
congratulations to:
Patricia
Linda C.
LaVonne T.
KJ
Eileen S.
Ruth
sent in by Bluejay (thank you)
H. J. Heinz has announced the launch of a new corporate Web site.
As one company spokesperson put it, "We were behind other food processing companies in the race to cyberspace, but the new site allows us to ketchup"
A. Grill them, of course!
Peace
http://www.angelrays.com/plain/peace.html
Dylan tried to climb under the top of the shopping cart onto its bottom shelf, and in the process he snagged the fingernail of his pinky finger, tearing the nail back.
After leaving the store, the family approached the gas station in their car.
Dylan asked, "Can we park in the handicapped space now?"
-- Barbara Briles of Cutler, Indiana
The late Earl Nightingale, teacher, mentor and colleague, wrote down some definitions called, "The Greatest Things."
During our careers, we've reviewed them often to help us remember just what's important and what isn't.
Here they are - The Greatest Things:
The best day, today.
The greatest puzzle, life.
The best policy, honesty.
The greatest thought, God.
The greatest mystery, death.
The best work, work you like.
The greatest mistake, giving up.
The most ridiculous asset, pride.
The greatest need, common sense.
The most dangerous person, a liar.
The best advice, use good manners.
The wisest short-cut, develop mentors.
The greatest fault, to be aware of none.
The greatest truth, we reap what we sow.
The most expensive indulgence, self-pity.
The greatest deceiver, one who deceives self.
The best habit, making good on all commitments.
The best teacher, one who brings out the best in you.
The saddest feeling, feeling envious of another's success.
The greatest thing in the world, love - love of family, home, friends, associates, company and country.
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The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners.
It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me.
He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied: "You really want to know?"
Then I dropped out of the race.
--Arnold Glasow
- Mark Twain
The foreman decided to give her a try and told her to milk a cow, equipping her with a stool and a bucket.
An hour later she returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other.
"Extracting the milk was easy," she explained.
"The worst part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!"
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He's got a bad inner ear problem that needs surgery soon, or he'll lose his hearing on that side.
He has no insurance, though, and the cost is WAY too much for him.
He does have a way out, though.
A local elderly widow has offered to pay for the operation, but only if he'll marry her, afterwards!
She's 50 years older than him!
You could call it a wife or deaf situation.
Crock Pot Chicken Pot Pie
When it comes to comfort food it's hard to beat a chicken pot pie.
I like to make the filling for the pie in my crock pot so I can spend the day working in the garden rather than the kitchen.
At the end of the day the filling is ready to pour into a casserole dish, topped with a crust and baked into to a golden pie.
Servings: 4
Ingredients:
Filling Ingredients:
2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts cut into bite sized pieces
1 cup peeled, diced potatoes
1/4 cup peas
1/2 cup corn kernels
1/4 cup chopped carrots
1/4 cup diced onion
1/2 teaspoon fresh thyme
1/2 teaspoon fresh rosemary
1/4 teaspoon Paprika
1/4 teaspoon ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons milk
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
3 tablespoons flour
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup chicken broth
1/4 t salt
1/4 t black pepper
1 1/4 cups flour
1/3 cup oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons milk
Instructions:
To make the sauce, melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a skillet.
Add 3 tablespoons of flour and brown.
Add 1/2 cup milk, 1/2 cup chicken broth, 1/4 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon black pepper.
Whisk to incorporate and pour into a crock pot.
Into the crock pot, add the chicken, potatoes, onion, carrots, spices and 2 tablespoons of milk.
Give everything a good stir, cover and cook on low for 4 to 6 hours.
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
To make the crust, sift the flour and salt together in a medium sized bowl.
In a separate bowl, whisk together the milk and oil.
Add this to the flour until well blended.
Form the dough into a ball and place it between 2 pieces of wax paper.
Allow the dough to rest for 10 minutes and then, using a rolling pin, roll the dough out into a 9-inch circle.
You may have some crust left over.
This can be frozen and used later.
Add the corn and peas to the chicken filling and transfer from the crock pot into an 8-inch round baking dish
(I used a small skillet)
and then cover the filling with the pie crust.
Tuck the excess edges of the crust down between the filling and the sides of the baking dish.
Make air vents by slicing the top in a few places.
Bake in a 400 degree F oven for 15 to 20 minutes or until the filling bubbles and the crust is golden.
Notes:
If fresh peas, carrots and corn aren't available or you want to save time, frozen vegetables will work equally well.
You can use also use a can of cream of chicken soup in place of the home made sauce.
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sent in by Cookie (thank you)
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul;
the other for your freedom.
I hope I leave you with a smile on your face and giggles
that will last the whole day through ! ! !
******
Life is a journey, not a destination. ******Keep Smilin!!!
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