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Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies
"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !"
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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar
behind him in the
line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong. Its 1258."
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What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat
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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
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What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar ?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke
paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he
suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta
tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
******************************************************************
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies
"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !"
******************************************************************
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
******************************************************************
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar
behind him in the
line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong. Its 1258."
******************************************************************
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat
******************************************************************
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
******************************************************************
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
******************************************************************
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar ?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
******************************************************************
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke
paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
******************************************************************
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he
suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta
tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'