"We're going to bring ghosts from all over the world, but we haven't got the ghosts in there yet, we're out collecting ghosts, and we want to make it very attractive to them. . . so we're putting in wall to wall cobwebs, and we guarantee them creaky doors, and creaky floors!"


WELCOME, FOOLISH MORTALS. . .


When the crypt goes creak,
And the tombstones quake.
Spooks come out for a swinging wake.
Happy haunts materialize,
And begin to vocalize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize. . .