--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "omg213" <omg213@y...> wrote:
> Rick A:
> 2. If we were to suspend you from the Golden Gate Bridge by your
> ankles with a flimsy rope, would you experience fear?
>
> Dr. Pete:
> It Depends (yuk, yuk, get it?)
>
> Tom T:
> I like Dr, Petes answers better. Stike mine and insert his, he said
it
> much better and funnier also.
>
> OMG:
> I like the Depends test. It sounds like a good set of physiological
> markers for enlightenment. We can chart everyones progress on the:
i)
> "Holy Sh*t" index, as well as ones ratings on the P-index. The
> "lost-lunch" index may require additional research apparatus, as
might
> the "scream db" levels index. Actual manifestation of God, upon
devout
> vocal exclamations, would get extra points, and signal the degree of
> pure consciousness achieved.
>
> LBS:
> According to peer-reviewed journals, the "Holy Sh*t" index is the
only
> test which consistently yields P values < .05.
>
> OMG:
> You may wish to also look at the upcoming issue of "The Journal of
> Enlightenment Markers", at press, which indicates at the p-index
above
> 2 liters with a exit-velocity of under .75 seconds, conducted under
> standard GGBridge parameters, also consistently achieves P values <
> .05 for testing of attainment status. <snip>

We also find some scriptural confirmation of the P-index here: "Flow,
soma, in golden stream(s)..."