Dear Friends, I'm back from Spring Break!!! Happy Weekend, Howdy P.S. Hope you enjoyed the April Fool Joke. (See BLOG). A UNC student had a near death...
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Professor Howdy
i_read_thought_humor@...
Apr 10, 2006 1:28 pm
The UNC* math professor said, "Now class, we know their are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so... ...
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Professor Howdy
the_best_e_newspaper_...
Apr 13, 2006 1:34 pm
Contrary to popular belief, most UNC grads do indeed know the value of a dollar. The other day a UNC grad had her car break down. The tow truck driver charged...
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Thought & Humor
thoughthumor@...
Apr 14, 2006 2:19 pm
Can you keep a secret??? If you can, you’re pretty unusual, because a lot of people can’t. Especially if it’s the kind of secret that—if...
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Professor Tom Foolery
professor_tomfoolery@...
Apr 17, 2006 1:13 pm
A UNC grad goes to the doctor and tells him she hurts all over. "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my...
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Professor Howdy
professor_convivialit...
Apr 18, 2006 1:49 pm
A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes to send... ...
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The Ridiculous UNC Pr...
the_ridiculous_prof_o...
Apr 19, 2006 2:15 pm
Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage. "Stop this game," he shouted... TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://whoami1234567.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently...
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The Ludicrousness Pro...
the_ludicrousness_pro...
Apr 20, 2006 1:16 pm
A UNC grad walks into an empty bar and says, "Hey, Bartender, give me a rootbeer." So the guy sits down, sipping his drink, when he hears... ...
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Dr. Jocular, UNC Prof
dr_of_jocular@...
Apr 21, 2006 1:18 pm
NEW INVENTIONS BY UNC GRADS TheList!!! http://whoami1234567.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be sure & read the...
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Dr. Howdy, Ph.D A.P.E...
hello_myfriend2day@...
Apr 24, 2006 3:57 pm
Blogspot is not working right now so please accept this old issue from a few years back... Some links may no longer work. Welcome to the E-Mail Newspaper ...
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Professor Raillery
the_raillery_prof@...
Apr 24, 2006 8:11 pm
The UNC medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology... TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://whoami1234567.blogspot.com/ Updated...
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Professor Howdy
award_winning_enewspa...
Apr 25, 2006 3:41 pm
Welcome to the E-Mail Newspaper featuring 'Thought & Humor' by Howdy A UNC grad is speaking to her psychiatrist... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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The Ridiculous UNC Pr...
the_ridiculous_prof_o...
Apr 26, 2006 2:15 pm
Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion??? TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://whoami1234567.blogspot.com/ Updated...
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Dr. Jocosity
best_online_newspaper...
Apr 27, 2006 2:36 pm
A UNC student goes into a restaurant & notices there's a "peel & win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming... ...
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Professor Dr. Howdy
ucla_humor_society@...
Apr 28, 2006 1:47 pm
A friend and her young son were browsing in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection, my friend had lost sight of her child... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Dr. Howdy, Ph.D A.P.E...
hello_myfriend2day@...
May 1, 2006 3:08 pm
A UNC freshman opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over her desk. "What are you doing?" her room- mate asked... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Professor Ludicrous
professor_ludicrous@...
May 2, 2006 3:35 pm
A UNC prof. filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away... TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://whoami1234567.blogspot.com/...
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Professor Ludicrous
professor_ludicrous@...
May 2, 2006 5:07 pm
1) Can you name three consecutive days without saying the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday? 2) Five hundred begins it, five...
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Professor Conviviality
the_conviviality_prof...
May 3, 2006 1:19 pm
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Professor Howdy
professor_tom_foolery...
May 3, 2006 3:14 pm
Today's word power puzzle is called "From Hand to Hand." You and I are connected, one way or another, with everyone else who lives on earth. Test your...
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Dr. Jocosity
best_online_newspaper...
May 4, 2006 1:24 pm
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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The Ludicrousness Pro...
the_ludicrousness_pro...
May 4, 2006 2:43 pm
1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located? a. On the floor shift knob b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch c. Next...
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Dr. Jocular, UNC Prof
dr_of_jocular@...
May 5, 2006 4:23 pm
A drummer in the UNC marching band, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music...
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Professor Howdy
humor4u2day@...
May 5, 2006 7:12 pm
1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who...
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Professor Tom Foolery
professor_tomfoolery@...
May 8, 2006 1:12 pm
A UNC* student named Anni was taking her first skydiving lesson. The instructor told her to jump out of the plane & pull her rip cord, explaining that he...
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Dr. Howdy, Ph.D A.P.E...
hello_myfriend2day@...
May 8, 2006 8:13 pm
This quiz is called "Speak Softly." These appealing or comforting words may help to improve relationships and negotiations or enhance the quality of life. How...
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Professor Howdy
professor_convivialit...
May 9, 2006 4:01 pm
Be sure & read the "Comments"; after each blog joke - there's more funny stuff & letters from y'all... Write me sometime: http://write-howdy.blogspot.com/ ...
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Prof. Howdy YourFriend
humorthought2u@...
May 10, 2006 2:17 pm
Welcome to the E-Mail Newspaper featuring 'Thought & Humor' by Howdy ************************ A UNC student was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a...
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Professor Ridiculous
professor_ridiculous@...
May 11, 2006 3:11 pm
Welcome to the E-Mail Newspaper featuring 'Thought & Humor' by Howdy ************************ A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old...
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Professor Howdy
humor4u2day@...
May 12, 2006 1:17 pm
Welcome to the E-Mail Newspaper featuring 'Thought & Humor' by Howdy ************************ PARTY TEST (BRAIN TEASERS) 1. How can you arrange for two people...
