Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly, because of so many of the "me too" posts.. And for the off topic posts.. Im open to comments and ideas from the...
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The Soldier and the Nun A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts...
"And your little dog too!" -- Wicked Witch of the West in "The Wizard of Oz" movie (1939) David K. ________ XQUZYPHYR & Overboard by August J. Pollak -...
"A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free." - Nikos Kazantzakis (1885 - 1957) Greek writer (e.g., 'The Last...
The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the ...
Subject: Now, About Your God... God would like to Thank You for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, (S)He asks that you take a few...
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words...
Freehold, Iowa - Strong willed Baptist Pastors across this Christian nation have been keeping mum regarding their concerns about the popularity of the new...
You have something, Donna. Run with it. paul ... From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Date: 02/07/06 08:31:52 To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FT-HUMOR] Come...
O Karma, Dharma, Pudding and Pie “O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie, gimme a break before I die: grant me wisdom, will, & wit, purity, probity, pluck, & grit....
Subject: Tech Support Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child...
Do you suffer from feelings of inadequacy? Shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your...
http://www.gardenspotdist.com/bible_bars.htm ....Meet the Bible Bar – one of the greatest new products ever introduced to the Christian market. [Non-text...
... introduced to ... Mmmmm, Bible-y. The myrrh ones are kind of bitter though. And I hear they're having trouble selling the larger boxes, because the smaller...
Google is getting their own nasty dig at 'W' before the gag orders go into effect. Go to http://www.Google.com (not the advanced search) and type in the search...
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want. He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests. He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness. He restoreth my fears. He...
http://blondesense.blogspot.com/2006/02/dick-cheneys-top-10-excuses- for.html From the home office in blue-state New York, here's Vice President Dick Cheney's...
Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit...
By the way, Hitler was a vegatarian, too. ... __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam...
Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other) There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things...
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