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#2843 From: "Mr.Natural" <natural.mr642@...>
Date: Thu Nov 1, 2012 1:40 pm
Subject: My living will. 		natural.mr642
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LIVING WILL FORM



I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive
indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be
put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or
lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If after a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for: (Check
appropriate items): a Martini ______, a Margarita ______, a Scotch and soda
______, a Bloody Mary______, a beer ______, a Gin and Tonic _______, a Glass
of Chardonnay ______, a Steak ______, Lobster or crab legs ______, the TV
remote control ______, a bowl of ice cream ______, the sports page______,
Sex______, or Chocolate_______, it should be presumed that I won't ever get
any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans
Jazz Funeral Band to come and do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of
my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had or
should've had.

Signature:________________________Date:__________

P.S. I hear that in Ireland there is a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients
are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need
embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy
place, PLEASE pass it on.

Amendment #1:
Should I become incapacitated as described above, DO NOT PULL THE PLUG until
after I have voted by absentee ballot in the November 2012 election.



Amendment #2:

If the plug has been pulled in violation of #1 above, transport my body to Chicago so I can still vote.
--

 


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#2844 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sat Dec 1, 2012 11:07 pm
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
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Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

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#2845 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Tue Jan 1, 2013 11:40 pm
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Send Email Send Email
  
Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

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#2846 From: "natural.mr642@..." <natural.mr642@...>
Date: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:36 am
Subject: In case the winter is getting you down..... 		natural.mr642
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Click Me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKkaydihNTM


 

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#2847 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sat Feb 2, 2013 5:27 pm
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Send Email Send Email
  
Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

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#2848 From: "natural.mr642@..." <natural.mr642@...>
Date: Sun Feb 3, 2013 9:05 pm
Subject: Happy New Year! 		natural.mr642
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Click Me!
Just a nice home grown tune my mother could have written.  Happy, happy new year baby!
 
 

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#2849 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:19 am
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Send Email Send Email
  
Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

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#2850 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Mon Apr 1, 2013 3:41 pm
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Send Email Send Email
  
Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

Reply | Messages in this Topic (52)
#2851 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed May 1, 2013 5:55 pm
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Send Email Send Email
  
Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

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#2852 From: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sun Jun 2, 2013 2:56 am
Subject: File - List Description 		FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com
Send Email Send Email
  
Im mailing the LIST DESCRIPTION out monthly,
because of so many of the "me too" posts..
And for the off topic posts..
Im open to comments and ideas from the other moderators on this..
I feel 80 to 90 percent freethought jokes is a good target..
This leaves room to post something you find really fully anyway.

NOTE on attaching pictures..
YAHOO will remove them..
I know its work, but you can go to this lists website
(you have to have a yahoogroups login)..
A good place to put them is under pictures
(there is a link on the left side of the main page)..

Thanks
Bobbler



FREETHOUGHT HUMOR.

Humor on the subject of religious fanatics, religious politics,
religious traditions, etc.

This list is mainly for freethinkers, atheists, humanists, etc.
I don’t know if superstitious people will appreciate this kind of humor.

Nothing but free argument, raillery and even ridicule will preserve the
purity of religion (Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Benjamin Rush).

Still, we hope readers can take jokes with a grain of salt when need be,
because there are no sacred cows to freethinkers.   However, the point really
humor.   We can only hope list members will try to post jokes that are funny.

I'm not sure what exactly constitutes positive atheism/FT
in terms of humor.   Maybe it will become clear later.
Although there will be no censorship on this list,
we do encourage *positive* atheism/FT
(if by only setting positive examples ourselves).
IMHO this means walking a careful line, and is something
open to discussion on this list.

NOTE:
"Attachments" are   ! NOT !   allowed,
because of yahoo rules...

Please post FT HUMOR as a web link, text, or dwnld to the files section...

This email list may go 100-percent moderated to save each of us,
from SPAM and OT posts.

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