Thanks made me smile! ________________________________ From: "tigerfan158@..." <tigerfan158@...> To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday,...
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Oct 15, 2011 2:35 am
I once worked in an auto factory. In the factory bathroom, on the shithouse stall wall was written; "JESUS SAVES - AT THE CREDIT UNION." ... From: Jenifer...
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david_windhorst
Oct 14, 2011 4:13 pm
... You know what you never see, though? "Honky if you love Jesus" dw...
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Jenifer Novik
reshadar
Oct 14, 2011 1:48 am
Speaking of bumper stickers, I believe it was George Carlin (although I could be completely wrong about this, so feel free to correct me) that spoke of his...
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Robert McKee
bobblerft
Oct 13, 2011 8:05 pm
Praying for sports victory is unethical, because there should be no outside help.. Furthermore, with all the starving babies in the world, what kind of god...
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Oct 13, 2011 4:38 pm
I loved it! Thanks for posting. As an added school note: My granddaughter's (all girls) high school cross country team all circle with their arm around each...
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Jim Cunningham
evoldog1
Oct 13, 2011 4:03 pm
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS - or not - if you're like me, you don't and won't..that'll teach that self-righteous S.O.B. to walk in front of MY cigarette boat when...
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LUIC
bobblerft
Oct 13, 2011 4:20 am
Robert Fcebk Mckee HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS.. So I honked.. ~~~ And he flipped me the bird! (from redneck radio).. Makes me want to honk now.....
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Ray Smith
raysny
Oct 3, 2011 11:12 pm
Report: Woman hurls Holy Bible at son's girlfriend October 01, 2011 3:42 PM FORT WALTON BEACH — A Fort Walton Beach woman accused of throwing a Bible at her...
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Ray Smith
raysny
Sep 27, 2011 12:59 am
Your Religion Might Be Bullshit If... (with country boy Redneck Ronnie) Redneck Ronnie gives a few pointers on how to determine if YOUR religion MIGHT be...
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Jenifer Novik
reshadar
Sep 25, 2011 3:55 pm
I can't remember if this was ever posted here - very funny :-) http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html?1...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 25, 2011 6:52 am
I remember confession. All the girls that gave hand jobs were told by the father to wash their hands with the holy water. I was shocked when my next door...
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Sep 25, 2011 2:36 am
When I was a kid, we were so poor that I didn't have any toys. Therefore, I had a hole in my pocket. ... From: Mr.Natural To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Sent:...
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SteveYoth@...
steveyoth
Sep 24, 2011 10:04 pm
In a message dated 9/24/2011 5:25:36 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, natural.mr642@... writes: Cripplehard wrote: My son drew a picture of a pisser on Jesus....
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 24, 2011 10:03 pm
When I was in Catholic school unbelievably the nuns would not allow the girls to wear patten leather shoes cause us guys my catch a glimpse of their panties....
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 24, 2011 9:25 pm
Cripplehard wrote: My son drew a picture of a pisser on Jesus. Jesus was wearing his usual cloth thing around his crotch. He drew it hanging past his knees,...
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Ray Smith
raysny
Sep 24, 2011 6:57 pm
"I’m not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I’ve seen what it can do to skyscrapers." William H. Gascoyne, One-Liners, Op/Ed Section, San Jose...
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Robert McKee
bobblerft
Sep 24, 2011 6:19 pm
I went to the link ok myself.. But the group wants privacy (from fundys).. So maybe I damaged the link.. Try this: ...
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Jim Cunningham
evoldog1
Sep 24, 2011 5:37 pm
This is the warning that appeared from FB when clicking on your link: Warning We recommend not visiting this link as it could be harmful to your computer or...
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LUIC
bobblerft
Sep 24, 2011 5:15 pm
... to funny to pass.. bobbler ... fwd.. to funny to pass.. bobbler One nation—Oh my god, I'm invisible!" this is neat, kids taking a stand at their...
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Ray Smith
raysny
Sep 16, 2011 12:57 am
Atheists Do It Better: Why Leaving Religion Leads to Better Sex A new study shows that religious people have as much sex as atheists, but with less sexual...
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Ray Smith
raysny
Sep 15, 2011 1:10 am
Like Landover Baptist, but drier: http://christwire.org/...
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Sep 13, 2011 2:24 am
Marriage cut my nuts off. -Gator ... From: natural.mr642 To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, September 12, 2011 2:32 PM Subject: [FT-HUMOR] I keep them...
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natural.mr642
Sep 13, 2011 12:05 am
Jesus promoted the idea that all men should castrate themselves to go to heaven: "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's womb: and there...
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Robert McKee
bobblerft
Sep 10, 2011 3:23 pm
It's profit motivated.. Not humanity, rather a certain demographic.. They must have found pretty girls part fools from their money.. Sent from Bob's iPhone...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 8, 2011 11:57 am
It just seems when I watch the endless litany of girls on late night with the IQ of a light bulb that I just lose faith in humanity. Gee. They are pretty....
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Robert McKee
bobblerft
Aug 30, 2011 6:21 pm
I think the bottom line is "because" there is no common sense regulation (law), that they will process meat to sell as cheaply as possible to maintain a...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Aug 30, 2011 5:43 am
Welllll, honestly when I was boy I did blow a toad up with a firecracker. My attitude to this day is, "He never knew what hit him." I'm scared he's going to...
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kaylee coats
sumluvlifilth
Aug 30, 2011 12:24 am
lol ________________________________ From: kanawah <groversyck@...> To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 1:25 PM Subject:...
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kaylee coats
sumluvlifilth
Aug 30, 2011 12:24 am
They couldn't morally support it at all, but the excuse is that it is too expensive for regular or impoverished meat-eaters to buy humane meat. Also, I think...
