In all my time as a wealthy, Republican-voting Wall St investment player, I've always been a firm believer in the "let people help themselves" low-tax...
On the first Xmas, the first of three wise men stepped carefully into the stable, but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure. "Jesus Christ!" he...
Do you think Mary used to say "Holy Crap" every time she had to change Jesus' diapers? Â Was that "Holy Water" that Jesus sprayed in their faces as they...
 A young Catholic girl who has led an exemplary life arrives at the Pearly Gates, and is told by St. Peter that, as a reward for her virtuous ways, she will...
God "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams (1952-2001) "I...
"If you really want to enslave people, tell them that you're going to give them total freedom." - L. Ron Hubbard From 1991 Time cover story. According to...
Mormons who think oral sex is okay in the sight of Heavenly Father are just deceiving themselves. From the October 2003 Ensign Magazine: "Touch not their...
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A...
AtheistForums.com Forum Index -> Christianity Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:33 am Post subject: Question for Christians - Does God have a penis? If God...
If same sex marriage passes [in D.C.], as expected, the Catholic church has announced that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs...
1. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of...
Actually when my girlfriend went off to work, I did try her underwear on one time. According to the bible I'm off to hell for sure. CLOTHING, HAIRCUTS,...
It's even more powerful than SCIENCE! http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/alien_evolution_rectal_bombs_and_more/Content?oid=1117357 LEAD STORY: Love...
"When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims,...
(Chuck Lorre is the producer of the nerd sitcom "Big Bang Theory") CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #263 ME: I believe that watching tonight's show might constitute a...
I hate to tell you about the failings of humanity but......... A woman I know got one of those tatoos across the top of her butt. The Japanese guy told her it...
