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Well, I got pregnant 4 times in 6 years and told the old man, if you ever want to have sex with me again, you will have a vasectomy! He did! Judy ...
Judy
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Dec 3, 2009
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It's true, unfortunately. Judy ________________________________ From: "paul.stoneman@..." <paul.stoneman@...> To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com ...
Judy
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Dec 3, 2009
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Somebody told me that in the beginning the government actually did keep the SS money in a fund, but, being the greedy irresponsible bastards they have...
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Dec 3, 2009
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Oh man,  once a woman I was living with made me take her dog to be nutted.  I thought, "How could you ask a male to take a fellow male to be nutted?" ...
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Dec 3, 2009
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True... I should have stated the govt is "supposed to be" the administrative body doling out the money. Jeff ________________________________ From: Tigerfan...
Jeff
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Dec 3, 2009
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How do you know what your cat dreams? I know my dog probably dreams about his balls my wife had cut off earlier this year. I have nightmares she may do the...
Tigerfan
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Dec 3, 2009
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The sad fact is that most people will not look for work until their unemployment compensation almost runs out. There are those who consider the last two years...
Tigerfan
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Dec 3, 2009
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If there is a compassionate God, why is my kitty cat having nightmares that her kitty litter is turning into quicksand? Just an open question. ...
srilookatmynavelnow
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Dec 2, 2009
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Nice spelling.  I guess if you can't make sense and think of something constructive your only remaining tactic is ad hominem.  I'll just let your...
Claude Kadiddlehopper
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Dec 2, 2009
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Actually, both the unemployment, and the Social Security, are OUR money given by tax payers. The govt is just the administrative body doling out our money to...
Jeff
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Dec 2, 2009
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Invest for retierment? In what Wall Street?  Didn't a lot of people lose a lot of money investing for retierment?  You still think capitolism is the...
Marlene alvarado
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Dec 1, 2009
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This is to tragically true to be funny. ________________________________ From: srilookatmynavelnow <paul.stoneman@...> To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com ...
Marlene alvarado
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Dec 1, 2009
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"If you really want to enslave people, tell them that you're going to give them total freedom." - L. Ron Hubbard From 1991 Time cover story. According to...
srilookatmynavelnow
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Nov 30, 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbHexmNvwYY ... From: Claude Kadiddlehopper <masvx800@...> Subject: Re: [FT-HUMOR] A Republican Thanking Us To:...
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Nov 30, 2009
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Not that I don't sympathise (I'm one of those unemployed/underemployed suckers) but this is way of topic, vituperative, and very partisan.  It's not like the...
Claude Kadiddlehopper
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Nov 29, 2009
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In all my time as a wealthy, Republican-voting Wall St investment player, I've always been a firm believer in the "let people help themselves" low-tax...
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Nov 29, 2009
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Mormons who think oral sex is okay in the sight of Heavenly Father are just deceiving themselves. From the October 2003 Ensign Magazine: "Touch not their...
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Nov 26, 2009
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If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A...
Judy
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Nov 24, 2009
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Yes, I did know all that you mentioned. I was married for over 5 years before I had an orgasm, I was actually shocked because it was so great. I even remember...
Judy
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Did you know only 70% of women have had an orgasm and only 30% of women have had a vaginal orgasm in intercourse.....To women it is the relationship that...
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Nov 23, 2009
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They need to get a GRIP on this subject and not let it get OUT OF HAND. Eventually they will COME up with a SOLUTION. ... From: srilookatmynavelnow To:...
Tigerfan
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Nov 23, 2009
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No one wants to approach a woman that is extremely frustrated sexually, NO ONE EVER. The Big M is certainly better that prowling the streets or internet...
Judy
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Nov 23, 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXIGwiVg8s0...
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Nov 23, 2009
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Gee. I love to wing off. Got this from an exploration of Christianity. Why do they hate anything that's fun? Except giving them money? ...
srilookatmynavelnow
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Nov 23, 2009
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If he is married, he most likely no longer uses it. If he is single, after billions of years, it probably no longer works. Since I'm not a Christian, perhaps...
Tigerfan
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Nov 21, 2009
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Now since they won't be charitable, the government can tax them! Judy ________________________________ From: donnajgore <donnajgore@...> To:...
Judy
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Nov 21, 2009
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If same sex marriage passes [in D.C.], as expected, the Catholic church has announced that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs...
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Nov 21, 2009
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AtheistForums.com Forum Index -> Christianity Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:33 am    Post subject: Question for Christians - Does God have a penis? If God...
srilookatmynavelnow
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Nov 21, 2009
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1. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of...
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Nov 17, 2009
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