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1905
A diaper-clad monkey sitting on top of a wall near an Orange County condo threatened passer-by until please lured it into a cahge with - what else? -A banana....
Green Gator
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Apr 8, 2009
12:10 am
1906
Why did Yahweh kill all those Catholics in Italy? Did the pope piss him off? Maybe he was aiming for the Vatican but missed. . ....
Donna Gore
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Apr 8, 2009
12:10 am
1907
Have a good Friday today. Don't get nailed down or you might be cross. Try to resurrect a positive outlook, if you do. James...
James Ascher
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Apr 11, 2009
1:32 pm
1908
Slogan seen on a packet of low calorie, low fat communion wafers in a Vatican gift shop: I can't believe it's not Jesus!...
John
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Apr 12, 2009
12:02 am
1909
Oh yes. You must get on your knees and kiss the ring of the Holy See!  After he has his taughtology  with the boys he will enlighten you too!! ... From: John...
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srilookatmyn...
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Apr 17, 2009
7:25 pm
1910
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was...
paul.stoneman@...
srilookatmyn...
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Apr 20, 2009
1:07 am
1911
Atheism: Wherever you go, there you are. Zen: Wherever you go, there you are,... or are you? Taoism: Wherever you go, you're someplace else. Buddhism: Wherever...
Donna Gore
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Apr 20, 2009
1:09 am
1912
'Girls Gone Wild' interrupts Good Friday service Philadelphia Daily News Sweet Jesus! That just might have been the reaction of a Bucks County woman at about 2...
Donna Gore
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Apr 20, 2009
2:11 am
1913
I thought this was macabre, but also pretty funny: http://www.nobeliefs.com/communion/communion.htm If Catholics insist that the wafer is the body of Christ,...
steveyoth
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Apr 28, 2009
12:40 pm
1914
That's why I LMAO when Xtians condemn pagan religions as "occult." What could POSSIBLY be more occult than worshipping a zombie by eating his flesh and...
Donna Gore
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May 1, 2009
1:23 am
1915
One of my online friends once created a photo-shop of a communion with the caption JESUS CHRIST........THE OTHER WHITE MEAT. I'll see if I can find it online....
Donna Gore
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May 1, 2009
1:25 am
1916
Yes, indeed! Can you imagine why the Jewish people of the first century may have had a problem with Christianity? They didn't believe in drinking blood. It...
steveyoth
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May 1, 2009
1:54 am
1917
... Good post, Donna. Isn't it amazing how few Christian are aware that their religion is based almost entirely on paganism. Even the central themes---virgin...
kznoggs
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May 7, 2009
12:55 am
1918
I read a story in Omni magazine (remember that one, you other old timers out there?) about 30 years ago related to this.  It is an SF story, and I can't...
Claude Kadiddlehopper
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May 7, 2009
12:55 am
1919
LEADING scientists last night rejected a new 'ethical' stem cell technique insisting it would do nothing to annoy fundamentalist Christians. Image This woman...
strangerangers1
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May 8, 2009
5:48 pm
1920
Great rant on Bill Maher's program this week. http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/index.html New Rule: Since viruses, like swine flu, get to be potentially...
Donna Gore
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May 8, 2009
5:50 pm
1921
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnLNqwKvlJ4&feature=channel...
strangerangers1
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May 14, 2009
11:42 pm
1922
Actually, Texas should be allowed to peacefully secede.  Let the Babble Thumpers pay for their inquisitions themselves and relieve themselves of...
Claude Kadiddlehopper
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May 14, 2009
11:43 pm
1923
From: Mark and Debra Mathewson <mdmathewson@...> Date: Wed, May 6, 2009 at 4:10 PM Subj: [FNC] good for a laugh To:...
LUIC
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May 16, 2009
4:33 am
1924
Actually people, Claude is right. Check this one out from my home state. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3ftmvO7Oc It's ok people. Jesus will lead you....
strangerangers1
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May 20, 2009
12:12 pm
1925
Nope, they cannot leave the United States. We need the oil, and everyone knows what happens to a country that has oil that we need. I hate to see our troops...
Green Gator
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May 20, 2009
12:12 pm
1926
... Why not hand it back to Mexico. Although, what they have seen of Texans, they probably would refuse it. Ken. Let the Babble Thumpers pay for their...
kznoggs
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May 20, 2009
12:13 pm
1927
Is this guy for real or have I been just drinking to long again? Is this guy for real or am I just gettin flaky? ... Since we're all using MICROSOFT products...
strangerangers1
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May 20, 2009
12:13 pm
1928 Freya
Killertiel
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May 22, 2009
2:36 am
1929
If anyone is looking for someone to go with, DON'T even think about calling me. There isn't enough money on earth to get me to go on a ride like that. Ed NEW...
Green Gator
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May 22, 2009
12:36 pm
1930
... To this day, I can still see my barf hanging off his face. Why didn't God save me?...
strangerangers1
srilookatmyn...
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May 24, 2009
7:40 pm
1931
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw and in case you have trouble understanding….. http://tomwaits.lyrics.info/chocolatejesus.html...
Donna Gore
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Jun 1, 2009
1:26 am
1932
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyIGvuY08Uw...
strangerangers1
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Jun 3, 2009
1:18 am
1933
http://comedians.comedycentral.com/jimmy-dore/videos/jimmy-dore---religious-when-it-s-convenient...
Donna Gore
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Jun 4, 2009
12:31 am
1934
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDamlNsuuA&feature=related...
Donna Gore
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Jun 6, 2009
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