Q: Why can't a girl ask her brother to help her? A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her, too. ... Q: What do you call two bees, a hornet, and a wasp? ...
Q: What do you call a duck with a big bill? A: Poor. _________________________________________________________________ A bill collector knocked on the door of...
A celebrity tea party was arranged but due to a terrible mix up, only two invitations were mailed out. Bob Hope eagerly accepted his, as did Cher, but the...
A statistician is someone who can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and will say that on the average he feels fine. ... A good friend is like a...
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding down a railroad tie? A: Spike. ... Q: What do you get when you cross a dove with a high chair? A: A...
Paddy was in New York, patiently waiting at the crosswalk and watching the traffic cop. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians"....
Sincerest apologies for the lack of posts the last few days. I will have to post irregularly if at all for the next two weeks, due to yet another business...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert...
My apologies for the recent lack of postings. I'm away on business and my access to my personal e-mail has been very intermittent. I probably will not be able...
Shaggy dog pun alert. Pun-haters had best press DELETE before reading any further. ... Conrad Just for the Halibut Many landlubbers are unaware that the deep...
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be Baptist. They visited kennel after...
In 1970, when I first developed M.S. symptoms, I lived in Shillington, near Reading, Pennsylvania. My employer's fear of chronic illness ended my career, but I...
I'm back from my trip and should be posting more-or-less regularly from here on in. I'm posting yesterday's jokes today because my source material arrived...
A van carrying a delivery of wigs blew up on the highway - police are combing the area. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... A sandwich walks into a bar and orders...
Thanks, Christine!! KITCHEN TIPS: MARTHA vs. MAXINE =============================== MARTHA: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to...
List member Liz H. offers this sequel to yesterday's tale of Jeffrey the Tortoise. Thanks, Liz!! The brothers of the turtle and hare decided to honor their ...
I was going to start an Apathy Anonymous group, but why bother? (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... Jokes about food should be taken in gest. ... "How does your...
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny on Easter Monday morning? A: Tired. ... Q: What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives a day late with melted candy? ...
Was he the best pitcher that ever threw a baseball? Back in the 1950s, there were a lot of folks who thought so. Mel Famey of the Milwaukee Braves was a...
Q: What do you call a duck that doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted. ... Q: What do you call ten Easter bunnies marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. ... ...
One posting for two days, due to work commitments. Conrad ______________________________________________________________________ Thanks, Lynn! Pastor's New...
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? A: "It's been nice gnawing you." ... Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? A: Hareobic Eggercise. ... Q:...
Will Rogers' Wisdom ( Some are actually from Rogers and I have my doubts about some but they're all worth reading ... Conrad ) Never slap a man who's chewing...
Q: What do you get if you cross a light bulb with a suit of armor? A: A knight light. ... Q: What do catchers eat dinner on? A: Home plate. ... Q: What do you...
Q: What do you call Peruvian Rorschach tests? A: Inca Blots. ... Q: What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Poo have in common? A: They have the same middle...
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner -- there were strings attached. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... Q: How can you spell 'frozen'...
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