Pig farmers have never done well in the United States. Most Americans prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham. Pig raisers...
A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through the Netherlands. As they stopped at a dairy farm, the young guide led them through the process of...
My apartment is so small I call it a condominimum (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... Q: What did one firecracker say to the other? A: "My pop's bigger than your...
Thanks, Wayne! The Lone Ranger and Tonto were on a camping trip. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes...
If our bodies are temples of God, why do so many people paint graffiti on them and punch holes in them? (Edgar McAvoy in Ruminations, www.ruminate.com) ... ...
Q: What do you call two songbirds in love? A: Tweethearts ... Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend? A: "I love you with all my art!" ... Q: On February...
"How are things going with you?" "So-so. I left my job because of illness and fatigue." "Sorry to hear that. What happened?" "My boss got sick and tired of...
If I had $5 for every time somebody told me I was good at math, I'd have an extra $18.67. (David Hulac in Ruminations) ... Q: Why did the proton blush? A: It...
Thanks, Lynn! In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired...
A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint that was a long thyme cumin. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... Definition of a...
A Valentine Story He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine's day to be special. So he had ordered a bottle of her favorite liquor imported from France ...
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. The counselor asked, "Please...
This will be the Last posting for a while; I'll be away until the first week of March. ... Conrad ... On the negative side, I've been getting charged for a ton...
Q: Why can't a girl ask her brother to help her? A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her, too. ... Q: What do you call two bees, a hornet, and a wasp? ...
Q: What do you call a duck with a big bill? A: Poor. _________________________________________________________________ A bill collector knocked on the door of...
A celebrity tea party was arranged but due to a terrible mix up, only two invitations were mailed out. Bob Hope eagerly accepted his, as did Cher, but the...
A statistician is someone who can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and will say that on the average he feels fine. ... A good friend is like a...
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding down a railroad tie? A: Spike. ... Q: What do you get when you cross a dove with a high chair? A: A...
Paddy was in New York, patiently waiting at the crosswalk and watching the traffic cop. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians"....
Sincerest apologies for the lack of posts the last few days. I will have to post irregularly if at all for the next two weeks, due to yet another business...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert...
My apologies for the recent lack of postings. I'm away on business and my access to my personal e-mail has been very intermittent. I probably will not be able...
Shaggy dog pun alert. Pun-haters had best press DELETE before reading any further. ... Conrad Just for the Halibut Many landlubbers are unaware that the deep...
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be Baptist. They visited kennel after...
In 1970, when I first developed M.S. symptoms, I lived in Shillington, near Reading, Pennsylvania. My employer's fear of chronic illness ended my career, but I...
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