A friend of mine is anxiously awaiting the release of the new X-Files movie. He was such a big fan of X-files that after the series was cancelled, he would...
Q: Barbie & Ken arrive at a fancy restaurant in her pink Corvette. Who parks the car? A: The Valet of the Dolls. Q: What kind of book would a car write? A: An...
I find the Czechs to be very practical and Praguematic folks. (James Ertner) ... Then there was the Romanian boy who was a compulsive reader. He always had a...
I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes! (Mike Bull) ... The government of China announced that during the Olympics it ...
Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb? ... Q: Why is an ink blotter pretty much the same thing as a lazy baby dog? A: A...
Hail is hard boiled rain. ... The archaeologist's career was in ruins. ... Q: Which is heavier, a full moon or a half moon? A: The full moon is lighter. ... Q:...
Thanks, Gunny! There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger, And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in...
List member Reford writes to inform me that yesterday's item that began, "There is no egg in eggplant ..." was written by Richard Lederer. Thanks for the info,...
Summer Classes for Men at THE LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 22 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF...
Q: What vegetable should never be taken on board a boat? A: Leeks (Lee Bradley) Q: What can be served but not eaten? A: A tennis ball Q: What's the difference...
A fellow and his wife were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being intensely...
I may not be able to post tomorrow, so I'm providing a few extra humor items today. ... Conrad ONE JOKE, THREE PUNCH LINES (Thanks, Patty F.!): Forest Gump...
My mistake -- I had to be late today, not miss posting entirely. I will have to miss posting on Friday, though. ... Conrad We have an old tree that became...
A group of Montana high schooler students played a prank: they let three goats loose in the school building. But before they let them go, they painted numbers ...
Slower than a Speeding Microorganism By Gene Weingarten, Washington Post columnist One day many years ago, I was sitting in a subway car in New York reading a...
Chemists are great for solving problems, they have all the solutions. Q: How do you make a bandstand? A: Take their chairs away. Did you hear about the...
The vegetables in the gumbo were only so-so. They were medi-okra. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... Q: What do you get when twenty violinists start playing ...
Very brief offering today, all from Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day list. I apologize, but my Internet provider is having problems and it just takes too long to...
Those simian figure skaters are very good. They make prime eights. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment. (Mike...
I will not post to Daily Humor on Monday, due to the Labor Day holiday in the U.S. Have a wonderful weekend, everybody! ... Conrad Q: What do you call a sheep...
Q: Who is the richest elephant in the world? A: Donald Trunk ... Q: What do you get if you cross an electric eel with a jellyfish? A: Currant jelly. ... "These...
Q: Why did the train robber carry a bottle of glue? A: So he could stick up the passengers ... Q: Why can't you get money from a scallop? A: Because all...
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. ... You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do. ... Youth looks ahead, old age looks back,...
Good Housekeeping Tip from Maxine Always keep several get well cards on the mantle. So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable...
Postings will likely be irregular over the next 2-3 days, due to business commitments. ... Conrad A major soft drink manufacturer decided that providing...
Thanks, Gunny! Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you...
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... I told my wife, "A husband is like a fine wine; he...
There was no posting yesterday, to honor the memory of 9/11/2001. "What would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?" "Let's see ... I would...
Overheard in a sporting goods store (Thanks, Patty F.): "Do you have any cockroaches?" "Yes, we sell them to fishermen." "I would like twenty thousand,...
I just missed getting out of Fannie Mae and Freddie, but everyone else beat me to the door. So bloodied, I jumped directly in to that financial powerhouse...
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