I was cleaning out my old bookmarks today, rediscovered this surreal
gem, and just had to share it with y'all:

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf

Near as I can figure, this flash movie stars the fish-headed,
loincloth-wearin', motorcycle-drivin' ...uhm... mascot? for Kikkoman
soy sauce, pounding the hell out of other like-headed condiment
"mascots." Worth waiting for, even if you have dialup. There is weird
music, so you might not want to watch it at work, or at least not too
loudly.

_Mon.