This is the headquarters of B.U.M.S., based in SoCal. We are dedicated to procrastination, being lazy, setting our goals low, and above all else, wasting time in an enjoyable manner. If you should be doing something more important right now but don't feel motivated enough to do it, this is the place for you.

Topics of discussion may include: ways to reduce movement, constructing shapes out of chopstick wrappers, debates about gravy and meat pairings, Typing of the Dead parties, thinking less to reduce stress, Halloween costumes, anime, astronaut ice cream, ways to become geeky, why Bobobo in English is just wrong, various uses for post-its, best-smelling laundry detergent, collecting coffee sleeves, ninjas, mail-in rebates, the disappearance of Dips granola bars, Golden Girls re-enactments, Costco hot dogs, commenting on bands that suck, making fun of ehow, uses for packaging tape, Hello Kitty theories, curry add-ins, etc.

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